Post by pugh10 on Mar 14, 2013 18:45:16 GMT -6
Johnny: Don't we have better shit to do then this?
Inkt: What in the hell could be better then this bro? This is going to be fucking epic
Johnny: But why do they have to come?
Pugh: Because they get us to the front of the line, now stop your bitching or you can go back to the hotel and I'm sending Chris back with you.
Chris: Dude I Don't want to miss this.....SHUT UP JOHNNY!!!
Johnny: You little midget, I will kill you
Inkt: Everyone shut up we are up next
The camera zooms out and pans around to show not only Pugh, Inkt and Johnny but also Chris Styles, Dougie and Brian Pugh. The camera keeps pushing out and then we see a mass of humanity surrounding them and finally a giant sign in front of all the people that lets us know that we are at Universal Studios Orlando.
Pugh: Dude I cant wait to get on that new Transformers ride, its going to be epic
Inkt: Oh I so want to beat the shit out of some robot people
Johnny: We are going to all end up in jail again
Chris: Don't be negative bro
Johnny: That's not negative That's just a fucking fact and why the hell are you even here in the first place? Don't you remember that we fucking hate you?
Chris: I'm here because Pugh invited me
Pugh shoots a look back at Johnny
Pugh: Cant you just be nice for one fucking day or do you always have to be such an asshole?
Johnny: Have you fucking meet me?
Pugh: Look I invited Chris because I'm trying to reach out and mend the fences from my past digressions. Its not his fault his brother is a fucking cock sucker and everyone should be able to go to an amusement park at least once in there life. So shut up and get high or something.
Johnny: Way ahead of you on that one tubby
Chris: Anybody got some coke?
Dougie: Ohhhhhhh I wantzzzz a coke Inkt
Inkt: Not the same kind of coke retard
Dougie: Mom told u bout calling me that word
Inkt: Moms not here retard so shut up and put your helmet back on before you hurt yourself.
Pugh: Everyone shut up and help me find this Transformers ride, it shouldn't be very hard to hide a bunch of giant ass robots.
Brian: Is that it?
Pugh: That's Shrek you fucking idiot
Brian: Can we go see Shrek then?
Pugh and Inkt: NOOOOOOOOOO
Dougie: Please?
Inkt: Look you two are gonna have loads of fun in a little while when we get further into the park but right now its grown up time and damn it Dougie put your fucking helmet on!!!
Dougie: Ok
Inkt: Dude there it is, I see Optimums bro
The group makes a quick sprint over towards where Inkt has pointed but quickly disappointed when they round the corner and see it is just a stand up of Optimums Prime.
Pugh: What the fuck is this?
Inkt: Dude its not open yet, its says its gonna open in a few months
Pugh: Bullshit
Brian: So can we go see Shrek now then?
Pugh: GOD DAMN MICHAEL BAY MOTHER FUCKER SON OF A BITCH
Dougie and Brian both quickly cover their ears and look away as Pugh goes on a raging rant that ends with him giving the Optimums stand up a big boot to the face and stomping away.
Inkt: Dude I got the perfect way to forget about fucking Michael Bay and the Transformers fail, look right over there. We got to go to the San Francisco part of the park!
Pugh looks up with a pissed off look on his face but it quickly turns into a smile and then looks over to Inkt who is trying not to laugh. Pugh throws his arm around Inkt and the two lead the way as the other four follow behind them into the direction of San Francisco. As they pass by the sign that Inkt had been pointing at the camera focuses in on it and we see two simple words......FEAR FACTOR!!!!
Dougie: I'm really thirsty Inkt
Inkt: Me too, hey Pugh you spot me a few bucks for some sodas?
Pugh: Really? I already paid for all you sorry fucks to get in here and now I have to pay for drinks too?
Brian: Can I have a slurpie?
Inkt: Dude you know Jesse froze all my damn accounts for banging his...
Pugh: If you bring that shit up again I am going to stick Dougie's head in your ass
Dougie: Noooooooo Inkt Don't let him
Inkt: Look I forgot that she's your sister too, its just instinct but I did fucking wreck that shit and was pretty damn good too.
Pugh turns very calmly and just throws a right hand that lands flush to Inkt's nose and knocks Inkt back a bit.
Pugh: Not another word
Pugh then pulls a wad of money out of his pocket and hands Chris a hundred dollar bill.
Pugh: Dougie and Brian go with Chris to that stand right over there and get drinks for everyone and make sure you stay where I can see you.
The three men run off to the concession stand as Pugh takes a step back and sits down on a bench. Inkt walks over to the bathroom to take care of his now bloody nose and Johnny walks over and sits down next to Pugh.
Johnny: So what the hell is up with you lately? Its not like you to let shit like this get under your skin and its damn sure not like you to invite those three retards to do anything.
Pugh: Why do you care?
Johnny: I Don't but lets be honest here dude we almost lost a few nights ago and it was because you have seemed to have lost your edge and I Don't know about you but I enjoy winning so you need to snap the fuck out of it.
Pugh: We still won didn't we? Look dude I am not the same guy I was a year ago. I'm not the guy who was down for anything and didn't care what the result was. I know you are still that guy but it just aint me no more.
Johnny: You going fucking soft on me tubby?
Pugh: Not that its any of your business but when Sarah left me I went crazy and almost lost everything including my own life and I made a promise to myself that I would never go there again. I started meditating and no shit dude it changed my life and for the better.
Johnny: Well aint that sweet....you want a tampon or a pad?
Pugh: Excuse me?
Johnny: You sound like a little bitch dude! You should be happy as hell that whore of a wife of yours is gone, not crying like a little baby back bitch. As far as your little meditation horse shit, if its going to stop you from breaking some one in half in the ring then you might want to kick that shit to the curve right now. If you cant take that step then you are damn sure not going to be able to be The Insane Icon no damn more.
Pugh: Just because I welcome peace and tranquility into my life doesn't mean I cant still get the job done when I step in the ring. When the time comes I will not hesitate for even a moment to hurt someone if That's what I need to do.
Johnny: Yeah I kinda doubt that bro
Pugh: What the fuck does that suppose to mean?
Johnny: There is a different look in your eyes right now then it used to be. Your no longer hungry, your no longer crazy and you Don't have that fire anymore and That's going to get you hurt and left behind.
Inkt: Who's getting left behind?
Inkt walks back up tossing a paper towel into the trash can beside Pugh.
Pugh: Johnny thinks I have lost a step
Inkt: Well duh, shit how many times have you hurt your back and knees? It took you three days to get out of the hospital after World War X.
Pugh: Thanks for the confidence guys
Inkt: Well your old as fuck and broke the hell down, its gonna happen but that Don't mean you still cant kick ass.
Johnny: That's exactly what it means and if you two would get your heads out of your asses you would see that.
Pugh: Well we will see just how much of a step I have lost this week when I murder Jesse fucking Styles! He has stuck his nose in my business one too many times and he is going to learn to stay the fuck away from me and my people for good. And I am fucking sick of watching him treat my sister like shit and she just lets him do it.
Brian and Dougie walk up with a bunch of drinks and a goofy look on their faces.
Pugh: Where the hell is Chris?
Brian: He said he had to go wee wee
Pugh: Where's my change?
Dougie: Chris has it
Johnny: He damn sure aint in the bathroom
Pugh: Son of a bitch
Inkt: Fuck him dude, Fear Factor is right over there, lets just go have some fun
Johnny: Fuck that, count me out boys
Inkt: Pussy
Johnny: I know how nasty you fuckers are and I'm not going anywhere near that shit
Pugh: Fuck it lets go
The group moves towards the set and gets into the group that is going next as they wait.
NEXT!!!!!
Pugh, Inkt, Brian and Dougie all walk forward as the next group of contestants into this round of Fear Factor. All four take their spots in front of a table that has a covered dish in front of each person.
Host: Only two of you will move on to the final and we will see who those two are by how much of this tasty dish in front of you that you can put away. Contestants remove your covers...
The covers to the dishes are removed to reveal a giant bowl containing a mixture of worms, cockroaches, snails and slugs.
Pugh: You have got to be kidding me?
Inkt: Man up big boy
Host: Contestants start eating....
All four men dig into their bowls and shovel a handful of nasty into their mouths and begins chomping. Pugh is the first to get to his second handful and it comes at the same time as Inkt begins to gag and then throws up and disqualifies himself from the contest. Dougie and Brian are right behind Pugh as they get to their second handful but it is in the middle of that handful that Brian starts coughing and spews bugs all over the place.
Host: Congrats to our two finalist
Pugh and Dougie take a step back and try to relax as Inkt and Brian go back to join Johnny over to the side.
Host: Our winner will be crowned in just moments. Each contestant will have to reach into a container and search for balls. The person to get the most balls in three minutes will be the winner of Fear Factor.
With that the cover is taken off the cages to reveal two giant boxes full of snakes with little holes all in the side of the boxes for you to put your hands in and get the balls.
Pugh: Oh fuck that shit you son of a bitch....I'M OUT!!!!
Pugh throws his arms in the air and walks off shaking his head.
Host: Well I guess we have a winner
Dougie: OH YEAH BABY
Dougie begins to jump around and yell as he is pronounced the winner of Fear Factor.
Dougie: Look Inkt I won......NEKKID HELMET DANCE!!!!
Inkt: Dougie keep your damn clothes on you fucking retard
Inkt quickly goes to stop Dougie from taking all of his clothes off and getting them all kicked out of the park.
Inkt: Dude when in the hell are we going to the naughty island?
Pugh: You know we have to go to the kids part for those two
Chris: I'M THE MOTHER FUCKING CHEETAH BITCH!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Johnny: I think we all know where you change went tonz of fun
Chris Styles comes running into the picture waving his head around his head and screaming at the top of his lungs.
Pugh: Lets get this shit over with dude
The group heads over towards the kid zone part of the park and right away Dougie and Brian run into a pile of kids and group hug Barney.
Pugh: I wish I could be as happy as those two are
Inkt: No matter what the hell they do they are that happy
Pugh: That's my point dude
Inkt: So do you want us to come and have your back against Jesse this week?
Pugh and Inkt take a seat as they watch their brothers play with Barney the dinosaur.
Pugh: Honestly bro I think I got it
Inkt: You know the Styles Mafia is going to come try to get involved
Pugh: Maybe but if I know Jesse like I think I know him he will try to do this on his own and he's going to tell Hunter and Hazard and
KOP to stay in the back.
Inkt: But what if he doesn't?
Pugh: Well if he doesn't then by all means come on out there and fuck them up but unless they come out Don't worry about it. Jesse and I have went to war in many companies on many occasions and he is a tuff little mongoloid but when push comes to shove he's just not good enough to beat me and that is exactly what I am going to show him this week on Ignite.
Brian: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Inkt: What the fuck is going on?
Pugh: Oh shit cops
Pugh and Inkt spring up to see a bunch of cops running over to where Brian and Dougie are.
Pugh: Wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute what is going on?
Dougie: They wont let us on the ride
Inkt: What ride?
Brian: The Woody Wood Pecker ride
Cop: Sir they are WAY too big to try and get on this ride, they will not even fit in those little seats
Pugh motions for the cop to walk off to the side for a moment and he obliges.
Pugh: Look I know your right and I'm sorry for this but those two are our brothers and they are retarded as hell so they Don't actually know better then what they are trying to do right now.
Cop: But sir they cant get on the ride
Pugh: Yeah I get that and I'm not asking you to try and let them, I'm just asking you to not arrest them. Can we do that?
Cop: Are they going to leave peacefully?
Pugh: Oh yeah I got that covered
Cop: Well if you can get them out of here then there will be no harm no foul
Pugh: Thank you very much officer and I will get them out of here right now.
Pugh walks back over to the group and takes a deep breath
Pugh: Ok so we are going to go over to the adult side of the park so Chris take Brian and Dougie back to the hotel.
Chris: Fuck that shit son
Pugh: I will make sure you have a present waiting for you when you get there
Chris: Is it co.....
Pugh: YES and Don't say another word
Chris: Well I'm in lets go boys
Dougie: But I wanna stay with you Inkt
Inkt: Look bro just go back to the hotel and we can play action figures later
Dougie gets a huge smile on his face and starts clapping
Pugh: So you guys go back to the hotel and we will be back in a few hours
Brian, Dougie and Chris all walk away as Pugh gives the officer a nod and then Pugh, Johnny and Inkt turn to go the other way.
Inkt: Oh this is going to be so fucking awesome now that the kids are gone and we are going to the naughty park
Johnny: Naughty park?
Inkt: Its called the Island of Adventure and Wet N Wild, what else can it be?
Johnny looks at Pugh and Pugh just shakes his head and gives him a "let him think that" look on his face as Johnny just kind of chuckles and the three men push on.......