Post by Alan Envy on Mar 16, 2013 16:21:05 GMT -6
Another day I wake up as the NEW Trans-Atlantic Champion. Another day that the show stealer is here to entertain the fans and to give them the best matches I can possibly give them. Its what I think the Trans-Atlantic Championship is all about. Its about having the best matches, with the best wrestlers holding onto the title. That is why Al Envy is the TA champion. That is why this belt is finally getting the respect and attention it deserves.
You see the TA title has always been treated as second class. When you have champions that treated that title like a second rate belt like Blair Buchannan and Daniel Devine it is easy to automatically determine that the belt doesn’t hold any value. I would like to think that I am changing the face of this division. Now everyone is coming out of the wood work to challenge me for this belt.
First it was Hunter Valentyne, who wasn’t man enough to take it away from me. Yeah I also didn’t get up from the ten count either but the fact of the matter is I am still the TA champion. The fact is that my journey to make this title one of the most respected in the business is still going on. Pretty soon I will erase the memory of an asshole like Daniel Devine being the longest reigning Trans-Atlantic Champion. And it was not going to change this week either.
The TA title is about opportunity, and there is no bigger opportunity for one Jake Youngblood. I have had my eye on this kid for a while, even before the Honorable Annihilation he delivered on me after he won the ear to face me for the TA title. This is finally his shot, his way to make a name for himself. Him becoming the TA champion will be great for, because he would have beaten the Best in the World and resident Show Stealer of professional wrestling. Him being TA champion would be better for his family and improve his life both personally and professionally to the max.
Finally Jake Youngblood would be able to prove to everyone, including his father, that he was a success. He is going to show the world that being a hardworking, clean individual will eventually give you success. You see it is more rewarding to being a sober, clean person than someone one as he would say “like me”
Its not the first time I have been trashed on for being myself. Yeah I might dabble in recreational drugs or a little alcohol. However it doesn’t mean I am not a good person Jake. That is what someone who doesn’t fucking get it would say. So because I like to have a good time means I don’t deserve the success I have obtained over the years. Because I enjoy some dope and a sip of Cognac I don’t fucking deserve to go down in the annuls of time as the greatest NEW Trans-Atlantic Champion of all time?
I call that bullshit! It doesn’t make me a bad person because I enjoy life. If I am such a bad person then I wouldn’t have the friends I have, I wouldn’t have the life I have, and there wouldn’t be 2,000 rabid Al Envy fans at this Cincinnati mall waiting for me to meet and greet with them for the next four hours.
You see they look past my flaws and see what I truly am. The NEW Universe knows that no matter what I will show up and give them the match of their life. And at Ignite this week for MY TA Championship I am going to make Jake Youngblood relevant and give him the best match he has ever had and ever will. All for the fans, and no one else. Wow that just makes me an evil fucking person doesn’t it Jake.
Looking out from the curtain set up inside the mall’s center court I was amazed at how many people showed up just for me. Me seeing what was in front of me was inspiring that knowing just maybe I was finally making that huge impact I wanted to make as the TA champion. I know for a fact that not this many people showed up when the World Champion Colt did a meet and greet and well he is the supposed “best” since he is the World Champ. I had twice the size that the top guy did. Not bad for a “midcard at best” champion like XXX so eloquently stated a few weeks ago during his usual repetitive and same old bullshit rants.
Taking a deep breath I looked up to the sky and thought about what my Grandpa was thinking. I became a fan of the wrestling business because of him. But that is a story that has been told many times before. It was time to steal the show and give the good people what they have waited hours for.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE WELCOME TO CINCINATTI THE NEW TA CHAMPION AALL EENNVVYY!!
The crowd popped just like they did in the arenas my druggie and drunk no good ass gave his all in. I waved and looked out to the men, women, and children in their Al Envy gear showing me the respect I obviously didn’t deserve. I sat down at the table and stretched myself out. I had a shit load of pictures to take, and a whole lot of autographs I was more than happy to sign for all of them. I was also in great company as I was sitting next to my friend Scarlet Styles, who despite getting here before me and being here for at least 2 hours still held herself with grace and dignity. That beautiful smile pasted on her face like it always is.
Scarlet: They were getting impatient. I think me becoming associated with you gave me a good percentage increase in popularity.
Laughing I looked at her.
Al Envy: You did it yourself girl.
Smiling I looked to my right and the first fan showed up. The mom and dad beamed as I signed his autograph and gave him a high five, a picture later and it was onto the next. This young fan was in a wheelchair and out of respect I stood up and kneeled down next to her. With glee in her eyes I signed her autograph and took a picture. It was the same repetitive thing for the next hour and a half.
During this entire time I met fans of all kinds. Grown men knee buckled out of respect for me and kids all blushed and all said it was one of the best days of their lives meeting me. Like I said not bad for such an “evil” person. These people didn’t see any kind of evil in me, they didn’t judge me like someone like Jake Youngblood does.
Yeah there is a hell of a fucking chance that later tonight I am going to drag on some damn good Colombian boom boom and drink a fifth or two of Vodka. Yet I can promise each and everyone of you, especially you Jake, that I will be at Ignite to defend my TA championship in Cincy, Ohio. I am not the one that has to prove myself either. I have established myself in this world of wrestling, you and your “better than everyone attitude because you are clean” has everything to prove. You son have to beat me, not me beating you.
You see Jake we are so similar in so many ways. Similar as in our pasts not our present or future. You can’t hang with me in the present or the future. Because Al Envy is the standard and you are not. You are a guy that makes excuses and I am sure that after Ignite and the fact that you will be lying face down staring at the lights you will have every excuse as to why you lost to this asshole you portrayed me to be.
Finally it was about time to wrap up the meet and greet. Scarlet stood up and stretched herself out as did I. The last fan was finally coming up. I had my back turned and felt a sharp poke in my back. I turned around and was floored at who I was staring at.
The young man staring at me with loath in his eyes was Jake Youngblood’s little brother Evan, the young man that was legally adopted by his brother due to the situation at their parents’ home that was well documented in the past. I smiled at Evan who responded with a hard slap in my face. Security started to rush at Evan but I stopped them quick. I stared at Evan waiting for him to respond.
Evan Youngblood: I just wanted to come here and say that my brother is going to destroy you at Ignite. Your days of being someone that matters in this business is over. It is time for my brother to get what he deserves. It is time for him to take your spot.
Looking dumbfounded I continued to stare at Evan. I didn’t understand where his hostility was coming from, then I remembered who his brother was.
Al Envy: Oh really. That is what is going to happen huh?
Evan’s look of hatred grew stronger as his mouth tightened up.
Evan Youngblood: My brother deserves the success you have. Not you!! He has struggled to support me and his family over these last few years while take what he has earned and abused it. At Ignite it ends. We will finally be where we are supposed to be.
On most days, especially during my cRu days I would have already knocked this kid’s teth out and sent him back to Jake in a gurney. However I could see that this young man was just confused, that Jake Youngblood’s excuses and propaganda about me was what fueled the young man. It was time for me to install some truth into this kid.
Al Envy: Evan sit down for a moment please. I want to talk to you. Trust me I am not going to do anything or say anything to degrade you or your brother. I understand yours and his situation. I understand it because in reality me and your brother are not so different.
That seemed to peek Evan’s interests a little.
Al Envy: I understand what its all about having an abusive father, a man that treated you and your mother like shit, yet when it was time for him to change he expected everyone to fall in order. Jake comes from the same block I did, and unlike him I have worked past my past and am moving on.
Evan seemed to not want to listen.
Al Envy: This is no game Evan. I and your brother are more alike than he wants to believe. I remember being like him, a guy that wanted to make an impact to shit his father up. All I heard when I was when I became a pro wrestler was you are wasting your time you loser. And the thing is at least your father paid and signed for his wrestling school and his first show. Mine wanted to disown me. I am like you guys Evan, I understand abuse completely.
Evan started to lighten up a little.
Evan Youngblood: But my brother deserves to be where you are at. Why is it that someone like you, a guy that abuses substances. Is where you are at and why a guy like Jake who cares for his family so has to be under you.
Al Envy: You want to know the truth Evan? Your brother is full of excuses. He has no right to fault me for having a little fun. I know he faults my flaws because he is truly jealous that I have obtained success and he is still in that shadow trying to break through. He has a great chance of beating me at Ignite. However if you think or he does that I am going to lie down and just let him get what he thinks he deserves all because I feel sorry for what you guys have gone through you can forget it. He has to beat me, not the other way around. And honestly that isn’t something he should teach you either.
Evan started to get mad again.
Al Envy: Let me ask you something kid. Do I look like a bad person?
Evan started to take a deep breath.
Al Envy: I know your brother likes to say how evil I am, yet I just got done signing 3000 autographs or something like that. I am booked for what 30 make a wish apperances over the next few months, and I am the highest selling merchandise guy in NEW. If I was so fucking evil kid then why am I so damn popular, while your brother the MR. Clean of NEW doesn’t have half the success or the base I have.
Evan started shaking his head. I wasn’t getting through to him because he was so brain washed by his brother. He stood up and walked away. I wanted to get through the kid that hard work and dedication was why I was where I was at and why his brother wasn’t where he wanted to be. I guess Evan Youngblood understood the truth when it was right in front of him and couldn’t handle it. I watched him leave the area and turned to Scarlet who shook her head. Soon we were out of the mall and heading towards the hotel to rest up for Ignite where Omega was waiting for us.
I am Al Envy the NEW Trans-Atlantic Champion. Am I perfect? Fuck no. Am I someone that might need a little help with some personal issues, hell yes. Does Jake Youngblood have a right to call me out on my flaws and question my place in this business, fuck him and the horse he rode on?
Its going to be a bad night for Jake Youngblood. This drug abusing, alcoholic, oh and I forgot that he also called me a sex addict(actually I don’t mind that title) is going to take his clean and pure ass and give him the wrestling lesson of his fucking life. I will be damned that the man I will now refer to as Mr. Excuses is going to get himself over and stop my reign as the Trans-Atlantic Champion at my expense. I hate to hear what he and his brother went through, and any success Jake has earned is well deserved. However this time is my time. I am going to continue to make the positive impact I have made.
The time for action is quickly coming to pass. Very soon you and I will be face to face and we will see if you have what it takes to dethrone me from my pedestal. Personally I don’t think you have what it takes to do such a thing. And after I put you down you can go back to your brother and wife and tell them you couldn’t get it done. You will finally quit talking about my issues and have to face that you once again didn’t get the job done, and that’s not my fault that you couldn’t prove that you were better than me as you say. In the end its going to be all about the fact that I am
Betterthanu…………
I will become the greatest Trans-Atlantic Champion of all time. I will redefine this title, and Jake Youngblood is going to be that first step in the new era of TA. Now it’s time for a drink, and oh Jake don’t worry I will take an extra shot just for you buddy!!
#ShowStealer
You see the TA title has always been treated as second class. When you have champions that treated that title like a second rate belt like Blair Buchannan and Daniel Devine it is easy to automatically determine that the belt doesn’t hold any value. I would like to think that I am changing the face of this division. Now everyone is coming out of the wood work to challenge me for this belt.
First it was Hunter Valentyne, who wasn’t man enough to take it away from me. Yeah I also didn’t get up from the ten count either but the fact of the matter is I am still the TA champion. The fact is that my journey to make this title one of the most respected in the business is still going on. Pretty soon I will erase the memory of an asshole like Daniel Devine being the longest reigning Trans-Atlantic Champion. And it was not going to change this week either.
The TA title is about opportunity, and there is no bigger opportunity for one Jake Youngblood. I have had my eye on this kid for a while, even before the Honorable Annihilation he delivered on me after he won the ear to face me for the TA title. This is finally his shot, his way to make a name for himself. Him becoming the TA champion will be great for, because he would have beaten the Best in the World and resident Show Stealer of professional wrestling. Him being TA champion would be better for his family and improve his life both personally and professionally to the max.
Finally Jake Youngblood would be able to prove to everyone, including his father, that he was a success. He is going to show the world that being a hardworking, clean individual will eventually give you success. You see it is more rewarding to being a sober, clean person than someone one as he would say “like me”
Its not the first time I have been trashed on for being myself. Yeah I might dabble in recreational drugs or a little alcohol. However it doesn’t mean I am not a good person Jake. That is what someone who doesn’t fucking get it would say. So because I like to have a good time means I don’t deserve the success I have obtained over the years. Because I enjoy some dope and a sip of Cognac I don’t fucking deserve to go down in the annuls of time as the greatest NEW Trans-Atlantic Champion of all time?
I call that bullshit! It doesn’t make me a bad person because I enjoy life. If I am such a bad person then I wouldn’t have the friends I have, I wouldn’t have the life I have, and there wouldn’t be 2,000 rabid Al Envy fans at this Cincinnati mall waiting for me to meet and greet with them for the next four hours.
You see they look past my flaws and see what I truly am. The NEW Universe knows that no matter what I will show up and give them the match of their life. And at Ignite this week for MY TA Championship I am going to make Jake Youngblood relevant and give him the best match he has ever had and ever will. All for the fans, and no one else. Wow that just makes me an evil fucking person doesn’t it Jake.
Looking out from the curtain set up inside the mall’s center court I was amazed at how many people showed up just for me. Me seeing what was in front of me was inspiring that knowing just maybe I was finally making that huge impact I wanted to make as the TA champion. I know for a fact that not this many people showed up when the World Champion Colt did a meet and greet and well he is the supposed “best” since he is the World Champ. I had twice the size that the top guy did. Not bad for a “midcard at best” champion like XXX so eloquently stated a few weeks ago during his usual repetitive and same old bullshit rants.
Taking a deep breath I looked up to the sky and thought about what my Grandpa was thinking. I became a fan of the wrestling business because of him. But that is a story that has been told many times before. It was time to steal the show and give the good people what they have waited hours for.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE WELCOME TO CINCINATTI THE NEW TA CHAMPION AALL EENNVVYY!!
The crowd popped just like they did in the arenas my druggie and drunk no good ass gave his all in. I waved and looked out to the men, women, and children in their Al Envy gear showing me the respect I obviously didn’t deserve. I sat down at the table and stretched myself out. I had a shit load of pictures to take, and a whole lot of autographs I was more than happy to sign for all of them. I was also in great company as I was sitting next to my friend Scarlet Styles, who despite getting here before me and being here for at least 2 hours still held herself with grace and dignity. That beautiful smile pasted on her face like it always is.
Scarlet: They were getting impatient. I think me becoming associated with you gave me a good percentage increase in popularity.
Laughing I looked at her.
Al Envy: You did it yourself girl.
Smiling I looked to my right and the first fan showed up. The mom and dad beamed as I signed his autograph and gave him a high five, a picture later and it was onto the next. This young fan was in a wheelchair and out of respect I stood up and kneeled down next to her. With glee in her eyes I signed her autograph and took a picture. It was the same repetitive thing for the next hour and a half.
During this entire time I met fans of all kinds. Grown men knee buckled out of respect for me and kids all blushed and all said it was one of the best days of their lives meeting me. Like I said not bad for such an “evil” person. These people didn’t see any kind of evil in me, they didn’t judge me like someone like Jake Youngblood does.
Yeah there is a hell of a fucking chance that later tonight I am going to drag on some damn good Colombian boom boom and drink a fifth or two of Vodka. Yet I can promise each and everyone of you, especially you Jake, that I will be at Ignite to defend my TA championship in Cincy, Ohio. I am not the one that has to prove myself either. I have established myself in this world of wrestling, you and your “better than everyone attitude because you are clean” has everything to prove. You son have to beat me, not me beating you.
You see Jake we are so similar in so many ways. Similar as in our pasts not our present or future. You can’t hang with me in the present or the future. Because Al Envy is the standard and you are not. You are a guy that makes excuses and I am sure that after Ignite and the fact that you will be lying face down staring at the lights you will have every excuse as to why you lost to this asshole you portrayed me to be.
Finally it was about time to wrap up the meet and greet. Scarlet stood up and stretched herself out as did I. The last fan was finally coming up. I had my back turned and felt a sharp poke in my back. I turned around and was floored at who I was staring at.
The young man staring at me with loath in his eyes was Jake Youngblood’s little brother Evan, the young man that was legally adopted by his brother due to the situation at their parents’ home that was well documented in the past. I smiled at Evan who responded with a hard slap in my face. Security started to rush at Evan but I stopped them quick. I stared at Evan waiting for him to respond.
Evan Youngblood: I just wanted to come here and say that my brother is going to destroy you at Ignite. Your days of being someone that matters in this business is over. It is time for my brother to get what he deserves. It is time for him to take your spot.
Looking dumbfounded I continued to stare at Evan. I didn’t understand where his hostility was coming from, then I remembered who his brother was.
Al Envy: Oh really. That is what is going to happen huh?
Evan’s look of hatred grew stronger as his mouth tightened up.
Evan Youngblood: My brother deserves the success you have. Not you!! He has struggled to support me and his family over these last few years while take what he has earned and abused it. At Ignite it ends. We will finally be where we are supposed to be.
On most days, especially during my cRu days I would have already knocked this kid’s teth out and sent him back to Jake in a gurney. However I could see that this young man was just confused, that Jake Youngblood’s excuses and propaganda about me was what fueled the young man. It was time for me to install some truth into this kid.
Al Envy: Evan sit down for a moment please. I want to talk to you. Trust me I am not going to do anything or say anything to degrade you or your brother. I understand yours and his situation. I understand it because in reality me and your brother are not so different.
That seemed to peek Evan’s interests a little.
Al Envy: I understand what its all about having an abusive father, a man that treated you and your mother like shit, yet when it was time for him to change he expected everyone to fall in order. Jake comes from the same block I did, and unlike him I have worked past my past and am moving on.
Evan seemed to not want to listen.
Al Envy: This is no game Evan. I and your brother are more alike than he wants to believe. I remember being like him, a guy that wanted to make an impact to shit his father up. All I heard when I was when I became a pro wrestler was you are wasting your time you loser. And the thing is at least your father paid and signed for his wrestling school and his first show. Mine wanted to disown me. I am like you guys Evan, I understand abuse completely.
Evan started to lighten up a little.
Evan Youngblood: But my brother deserves to be where you are at. Why is it that someone like you, a guy that abuses substances. Is where you are at and why a guy like Jake who cares for his family so has to be under you.
Al Envy: You want to know the truth Evan? Your brother is full of excuses. He has no right to fault me for having a little fun. I know he faults my flaws because he is truly jealous that I have obtained success and he is still in that shadow trying to break through. He has a great chance of beating me at Ignite. However if you think or he does that I am going to lie down and just let him get what he thinks he deserves all because I feel sorry for what you guys have gone through you can forget it. He has to beat me, not the other way around. And honestly that isn’t something he should teach you either.
Evan started to get mad again.
Al Envy: Let me ask you something kid. Do I look like a bad person?
Evan started to take a deep breath.
Al Envy: I know your brother likes to say how evil I am, yet I just got done signing 3000 autographs or something like that. I am booked for what 30 make a wish apperances over the next few months, and I am the highest selling merchandise guy in NEW. If I was so fucking evil kid then why am I so damn popular, while your brother the MR. Clean of NEW doesn’t have half the success or the base I have.
Evan started shaking his head. I wasn’t getting through to him because he was so brain washed by his brother. He stood up and walked away. I wanted to get through the kid that hard work and dedication was why I was where I was at and why his brother wasn’t where he wanted to be. I guess Evan Youngblood understood the truth when it was right in front of him and couldn’t handle it. I watched him leave the area and turned to Scarlet who shook her head. Soon we were out of the mall and heading towards the hotel to rest up for Ignite where Omega was waiting for us.
I am Al Envy the NEW Trans-Atlantic Champion. Am I perfect? Fuck no. Am I someone that might need a little help with some personal issues, hell yes. Does Jake Youngblood have a right to call me out on my flaws and question my place in this business, fuck him and the horse he rode on?
Its going to be a bad night for Jake Youngblood. This drug abusing, alcoholic, oh and I forgot that he also called me a sex addict(actually I don’t mind that title) is going to take his clean and pure ass and give him the wrestling lesson of his fucking life. I will be damned that the man I will now refer to as Mr. Excuses is going to get himself over and stop my reign as the Trans-Atlantic Champion at my expense. I hate to hear what he and his brother went through, and any success Jake has earned is well deserved. However this time is my time. I am going to continue to make the positive impact I have made.
The time for action is quickly coming to pass. Very soon you and I will be face to face and we will see if you have what it takes to dethrone me from my pedestal. Personally I don’t think you have what it takes to do such a thing. And after I put you down you can go back to your brother and wife and tell them you couldn’t get it done. You will finally quit talking about my issues and have to face that you once again didn’t get the job done, and that’s not my fault that you couldn’t prove that you were better than me as you say. In the end its going to be all about the fact that I am
Betterthanu…………
I will become the greatest Trans-Atlantic Champion of all time. I will redefine this title, and Jake Youngblood is going to be that first step in the new era of TA. Now it’s time for a drink, and oh Jake don’t worry I will take an extra shot just for you buddy!!
#ShowStealer