Post by Deleted on Mar 23, 2013 14:12:22 GMT -6
INKT!!!!!! PUGH!!!!!! L.A. KIEF!!!!!! They are men of action!!!! They are men of adventure!!!! They are men of danger!!!!! Together they are HOMOLICOUS!!!!!!!
"BOOM GOES MY PEENER!!!!" L.A. Kief screams at the top of his lungs. Pugh and Inkt sphincter tighten up.
"Kiefie, we love you, but we are not Homolicous!" Inkt said in his in feminine voice.
"Yeah Kief what the hell man." Pugh replied through his belly button, cause his mouth was over full with food.
"But....Think of it! Short short pink shorts, we have the all male gay dance troop comes out with us dancing. Glitter falls from the ceiling. It would be fagtastic! The gays will love us. The are an under used demographic, our merchandise will be best sellers!"
They are. Come on men rolling around in their underwear, gays love that stuff. Inkt stood up and walks over to Kief and backs hands him, Kief goes flying up against the walls.
"We are a serious stable, we are tough like lumberjacks! We are not fluffy guys. We fight not dance!" Inkt screamed out at the top of his lungs, but with his sissy voice it is hard to take him seriously.
Pugh struggles to get up, cause you know he is a fat slob. He pushed a special button that activates a crane that helps lifts his fat ass up.
"Yeah, you fat piece of shit." Lets pause a bit for the irony here............."Like the back door man of war said we are men's men! We fight like men! We shower like men! We dress like men! We fuck like men! We are not Homolicous!"
"YARRRRAGGHHH!!! Why can't I ever have my way!!! I want my way!!! I'm special!! WAHHHHH!!!! WAAAAAAGH!!!!!" Kief started to throw a temper tantrum.
Unbeknownst to Kief his bedroom door creaks open and two set of peering eyes peek into his inner sanctum.
"What the hell is that fat ass is doing?" Inkt asked as he peers into the room and see Kief yelling at an Inkt stuff action pillow and a Pugh Bear toy.
"Sometimes, its best not to ask that question about Kief." Pugh said as the door slowly closes.
Later Inkt, Pugh and Kief sat around drinking tea and eating crumpets and talking and the world problems and how to solve them. HA!!! Just kidding, they drank beer ate nacho and have a belching and farting contest.
Inkt: So how is the champion without a title?
Inkt joked. Kief just let out a sigh. "I'm over it, really. It a lame gimmick that is outplayed. Stealing people title and claiming they aren't worthy? What is this the 90s? And Frank of all people did? Come on! I beat his ass many times. I used to be scared of him. Not anymore. If he wants to prance around with my title let him. The record book and fans know who is the real champion. L.A. Kief is, hell my name is on the belt. Let Frank pretend to be a man with my belt, sooner or later it will be me versus him, and that will end like last time, me looking down on him on the mat, like the has been he is."
Time warp to another day...
L.A. Kief was downing Big Macs like they were going out of style. Pugh sat down opposite of him, his tray was full of Mickey’s D goodness as well. Inkt was off at an I Love Cock convention or sleeping pick which one.
“Big title match coming up you ready for it?” Pugh said between bites. Kief looks up saw a piece of fry in his beard, he reaches over and picks it off and popped it into his mouth.
“Kinda. Kronin for all purpose and reason is a alright guy. He hates Jesse as much as everyone else, but he picked the wrong pony to ride on. Scarlett. I feel sorry for him in that regards. Yet he chosen he own path and that is with the tramp waiting for a stamp.”
Pugh nods his head.
“United. What a dumb name. Scarlett proclaims that it is for the fans, to bring goodness back to NEW. What a joke, it was because of her and her husband that my love is in a coma. They ass slimes set her on fire, and now all of sudden she thinks she is standing up for good against Jesse? To make a positive impact? Please the only impact she is making on Jesse is when her balls hit him on the chin. And yes I said that correctly.
Not sure what line of bullshit Scarlet gave to Kro to join United, but whatever it is, it landed him in my path. To him this all about winning the TV Championship, to improve his setting in NEW, but for me this is more. TV is secondary to me. The first and foremost is hurting anyone who sides with Scarlet and Jesse. Now before anyone can twist my words, this belt means the world to me it means I am a low carder! WOOOOOO!!!!!! I’m not a curtain jerker like my good friend NVO, damn that guy is the future of NEW!!!”
Nathan Van Owen you are missed buddy.
“The TV mean you aren’t the worse, you are the best of the worse. You are just low enough to get a belt and shut your mouth and be happy with it. We all know that. I’m going to change that though. This belt will rise from...ohhh cheesy fries!”
Kief grabs some McCheesy Fries off the plate of some stranger, they begin to act tough but Pugh started to stand and they back off.
“Love me some Cheesy Fries!” Kief said as he down a mouthful.
“Kronin is going be tough, your first TV defense, and people are talking about it, you had that belt for how long? And Haven’t defended it yet?”
“Black person please, I haven’t had the time! Bitch all you want about me not defending it. I was in the tournament for Terror Dome of DOOM!!!! And before that I fought Huntard, and please that fool ain’t deserving of a title shot at my belts, hell he barely deserving of breathing.
Truth to tell Pugh Bear I am a bit nervous, never do real well at first title defenses, still haven’t over come that fear. And going up Kronin it’s going to be a tough one. The thing is I think he takes me seriously! Can you believe that!!! Someone who doesn’t look at me like some kind of joke. Must be the weight lost. I’m down to 288, I got a hot bod, I bet soon you will be able see my camel toe!”
Pugh penis tremble at the thought of that. As if Kief wasn’t sexy enough.
“So I’m going to go in there all serious like and BLAM!!! BOOOM!!! PEW!!!! You know all Batman sixty sound effect and beat him up...OHHHHH......OHHHHHHH!!! PUGH!!!!! PUGH!!!!!! PUGHHHHHH!!!!”
Kief starts screaming at the top of his lung, Pugh, glances up at his triple Big Mac.
“What?”
“You can be my Robin!!! And....and....Inkt can be Batgirl!!!!”
Kief was excited at this, Pugh not so much.
“Kronin....I think I’m going to rip his heart out and eat it. Maybe dip it in a nice chocolate sauce first.”
Huh?
“Wait...no I will just punish him for picking the wrong side of the fight, he should be smarter than what he is, should seen what Scarlet is about and said no. To late for that now. He picked his side, he picked wrong, now he is after the TV champion. That is way to much salt in a wound. Time to rub some salt on him. And my salt I mean my nuts. And on him I mean Kronin.”
Drink Dr. Pepper!!
Drink Dr. Pepper!!