Post by Deleted on Mar 27, 2013 18:49:04 GMT -6
New York
The Patriot One has arrived in New Yorkfor Ignite 150. As the cruiser is heading on it's way to Uniondale, George is studying his opponents on his laptop watching their everymove. Two weeks ago he lost to Aiden Vaughn in rather unspectacularfashion. Aiden was on fire that day, and there was nothing Georgecould seem to do to stop him.
Then as if losing wasn't enough , theMexican Madwoman Valora came and attacked him afterwards. She did anumber on him, causing him a small hospital stay. It has been a verylong time since George had been caught off guard like that. Notsince the days of battling his old arch rival “The Ayatollah ofTyranny,” in 1992 has anyone been so vicious and bold in theirattacks on him. George overcame that and now he will overcome theseodds against him now.
Many people wonder why he is stillsticking around in this game called wrestling. He has accomplishedeverything a wrestler can accomplish in his career. The answer is hestill has something left in tank. Something still swirling around inhis guts that won't let him hang up his singlet for good.
However, his recent performance againstAiden has given him cause for concern. He was a step slower, and hisbody didn't seem to respond to what he was thinking as fast as itusually did. Is time catching up with him? He can't think like thatright now. He has to focus on the task ahead.
Hank: Hey George we are coming up on the Statue of Liberty soon to film the segment.
George: Thanks my friend I'll get mystuff ready.
George has on his blue USA Jumpsuit andhe puts on his all white New Balances and the Patriot One comes to ahalt and he steps off the cruiser. He walks over and shakes a fewhand and signs autographs. He takes a few photos with people, andpats a few kids on the head. Hank pulls out his camcorder and beginsto film Icon with Lady Liberty in the background.
George: Hello NEW and Hello America.This is part one in the new Icon Tours America 2013 series. If youlook behind me you will see my favorite lady in the whole wide world.That's right Lady Liberty.
George: Many immigrants came throughhere, and they looked up and saw hope. They filled out the forms togo through the process of becoming an American citizen and got a realjob. Now for those of you watching who may be confused and have neverseen this wonderful statue behind me, well you are either completelyignorant of history or you are an illegal alien.
George: I'll guarantee that ValoraSalinas and many like her know nothing of this great lady, and thatsickens me to my heart. Illegal aliens only remember night time anda hole in a metal fence along the border. They don't fill out forms ,they steal social security numbers and work under assumed names. It'sa slap in the face to everyone that worked so hard here to become anAmerican the right way.
George: So Valora if this has yourattention and I certainly hope it does, then bring it on Amigo,because just like the colors on the Old Glory, The American Icondoesn't run.
The American Icon's face is red withemotion as he gets fired up when he is talking about America and thecondition it is in. The filming continues as George gathers himselfto speak some more.
Icon: This week I am in a TV DivisionFatal Four Way match. Fatal is a word we use a lot in the wrestlingindustry , but it is a word I take very serious. Because you see thismatch will be fatal for my opponents, and fatal for America if Idon't show these younger generation wrestlers how to respect theircountry.
Icon: You see I know I don't have muchtime left in the ring. I 'm fifty-seven years old ,and one day thisgreat body of mine I have taken care of will tap out and say no more.That's “No Más” for you Valora in case your watching.
Icon: When the younger folks hear theword Twilight they think Vampires and Werewolves, while I think aboutthe stage of my career I am in. I will succeed in turning thingsaround before I go. Let me tell you about what each of my opponentsrepresent.
Icon: Many Americans will point toSeptember 11th , 2001 as a turning point in the decline ofAmerica. We blame everything that is wrong here on those two planesthat crashed into the World Trade Center, and the one that crashedinto the Pentagon. I got news for you all. We were hit long beforethat day ever came around.
Icon: Let's talk about one of myopponents Poppa K. This guy is the product of rap music that beganhere in the New York area in the late 1970's. The disease of rapmusic has spread around the world. I see guys like him walking aroundwith their pants down showing their underwear, and disrespectingwomen in their songs and use the “N” word on a daily basis. Hisreal name is Maurice Neal , but yet he chooses to refer to himselfwith the letter K. This is no doubt the result of a poor inner cityeducation where the kids seldom apply themselves. They all want torap and play basketball, and to Hades with reading and writing.
Icon: Poppa-K is a victim and a product of the ignorance that has plague our great country for severaldecades now. But don't worry Poppa-K there is hope for you son. Otherrather I will call you Maurice, there doesn't that sound betterMaurice?
Icon: When I'm done beating the Tupac,Biggie Smalls, or Little Wayne or whoever it is you listen to out ofyou this week, I'll educate you to some real music. You know goodwholesome stuff like Bach or Beethoven. Maybe if you catch on, I'llshow you the real good stuff like Elvis (Icon twists in a little bluesued shoes dance). Now that’s cool Maurice. Part of my take backAmerica campaign begins with taking back the airwaves, and it startswith you Maurice my friend. No longer will rap music poison America.
Icon: Now NEW let me tell you how dearsweet innocent looking Alexis Castellano is a victim of an attackthat hit America long ago. I know that Alexis suffered heartache ata young age with the passing of her mother, and watching her fathergive up on life and drink himself into oblivion until a house firekilled him one day.
Icon: Those events left you hurt andvulnerable Alexis and you fell for a guy named Xandor Cross whoclaims to be a Messiah. What you don't realize Alexis is that thereare many people claiming to be a Messiah figure. A lot of thesephonies began to appear in the 1960's. They are people who haveinvaded America with their Eastern Religions and have an agenda totake over America religiously. They take advantage of people andcause them to fall in love with them, to the point of making youdependent on them.
Icon: Alexis this great county of ourshas suffered many tragedies. Pearl Harbor, 9/11, The 1983 BeirutBarack’s Bombing, the list goes on. But America rose up each timeand came out stronger. It didn't need some Messiah Guru to help her.This week I will show you how to be a strong American, and overcomeyour fears the American Way. When I defeat you this week you willlearn how to never depend on anyone but you. Remember the enemies ofAmerica want your heart and your mind.
Icon: So NEW I arrive lastly at perhapsthe most disturbed and most damaged of all of my opponents this week.The man you all know as L.A. Kief. He is the biggest victim of allthe members of the entire NEW Roster. I'm not referring to his rotundobese shape, that has been formed by the fast food obesity epidemicin America. I am referring to the disgusting sex industry that hascorrupted the most innocent of minds.
Icon: The sex corruption is everywhere.You can't walk ten feet in this country anymore without seeingsomething to do with pornographic filth. I have no doubt that Kiefwas one of those children who were raised by the Televisionbabysitter. Parents who don't have time for their kids so they putthem in front of the filth box, and don't monitor what they watch.Kief's mind is so corrupted, that I don’t know if a Rockets RedGlare (Icon's finishing move) could even knock some moral sense intohim. But I will certainly try my best Kief. Because there is no suchthing as quitting in this body.
Icon: I truly mourn for you Kief. Youcould have been a great politician like a Winston Churchill type or aTeddy Roosevelt . You certainly look the part, but there is no wayyou could be either of them. I will put you away with respect anddignity this week.
The American Icon take a sip of hisbottled water Hank tossed to him, and he seems to get ready to stepoff but steps back and raises his finger in the air.
Icon: I would be remiss if I onlytalked about my opponents this week. Many of you who have followedme, remember Miss Americana Emma Watson who used to travel with mebefore her encounter with that psycho nurse who used to be apart ofthe roster.
Icon: I thought there would never againbe a woman as patriotic as Emma was and that was a very sad thing forme to have to face. But last week at Ignite 149 as I watched from ThePatriot One, I saw something that I couldn’t believe.
Icon: Hope and joy returned to my heartand I was standing proud as I witnessed a newcomer name Ms USA, whovaliantly fought her way to victory last week courtesy of a PatriotMissile. I was beside myself, and I thought finally someone in theyounger generation gets it. So my opponents you see there is hope,and that is why I will keep fighting on the way I do.
Icon: To Ms. USA I salute you! Job welldone young lady. Now to rest of you I want you to remember to respectyour country, and be the best American you can be.
Hank cuts the camera feed and he goesand shake Georges hand:
Hank: Great speech my friend. I thinkyour message will get through to millions on this NEW platform.
As Hank is complimenting George a phonecall comes through on his Droid 2 ,and it takes a moment for Georgeto find the answer button. He sees the contact, and it's George BushSr. the man Icon still recognizes as President of the United Statesand a huge fan of The American Icon.
George: Hello Mr. President, what do Iowe the honor of this phone call sir?
George Bush: No need to be so formalGeorge. Just wanted to let you know that Barbara really loved whatyou just said on television. Now listen as you know I am settingthings up for your 2020 Presidential run for the party. The sloganwill be “I Can See Clearly in 2020.” That’s pretty brilliantisn't it?
George: It certainly is sir. I know youalways think of brilliant things to say.
George Bush: Actually I didn't come upwith it. Barbara did and she's damn proud to help you in anyway shecan son. Oh and Jeb will be your Vice Presidential candidate, butthat will be announced later in the campaign when you are so popularit won't matter who your running mate is. Anyway that’s stillseven years away, so enjoy the rest of your first career and be readyto hit the ground running in your second career son.
Both men say their goodbyes and TheAmerican Icon and Hank hop on the Patriot One to continue on toUniondale , New York to the Nassau Coliseum for Ignite 150.