Post by Deleted on Mar 30, 2013 14:44:30 GMT -6
ooc- I want to apologize to everyone especially Inkt, some personal shit happened last night and I just lost my will to rp, you all know me well enough to know that I always show up and well I wasnt ab to post nothing. Take nothin away from Doug becsause he gave me the business unlike anyone I have ever faced I'm sorry I couldnt put up something better to match it bc I planned to, but I just couldnt bro...But here is what I had...My deepest apologies seriously...And dont worry Im not goin anywhere I just need a few days is all...Thank you
!!!!!THAT MOTHER PHUCKIN COCKSUCKER!!!!!
...I AM GOING TO PHUCKIN KILL HIM!!!
Mad doesn't even begin to describe the emotions running through my mind, heart, and soul at this very moment. It's beyond any plain ole anger, it's even beyond rage. It's like sheer and utter hatred is pumping through my bloodstream as we speak. Although I have to hand it to the phucker, part of the reason this happened is because quite honestly I didn't think the little side kick bitch had it in him. And the part that infuriates me the phucking most is the part where I have to admit that it's not the fact that I haven't been gotten like this in years...I have never been gotten this bad
!!!!PHUCKIN EVER!!!!
But If That SImple MinDED PHUCK MOOK THINKS FOR TWO SECONDS THAT He Is The One WHo WIll Have The LaSt LaUgH In THIS SITUATION THEN HE HAS NO F'N CLUE
!!!!WHO IN THE PHUCK HE IS DEALIN WITH!!!!
BeCaUsE I PRoMiSE YOU THAT WHEN THE TIME COMES INKT WILL CHOKE ON THE BAD END OF KARMA LIKE HE CHOKED ON THE END OF KIEF'S DICK TO GET THAT JIZZ HE THREW IN MY FACE!!
But these days I'm all about timing. Sure the old me and even a very large part of me right now, wants to run out right now and give Inkt and that blubbery, sexually confused new side kick Kief what they gave me plus some. But on a total unrelated side note...If any of you are wondering how retarded Kief actually is, he has become the side kick of a side kick. Which is the equiviolent of being a clone of a clone, which makes him extra
!!!!S.P.E.C.I.A.L.!!!!!
And Im TaLkIn AB THE SpeCiAL THaT HaS THeIR OwN OLYmPiCS!!!!
But getting back to the matter at hand, the point was we were at WAR and now shots have been fired on both sides. Which I must be honest and commend those two dip shits because I was beginning to think this was going to be as easy as it was when we formed The cRu, but the fact that for once the opposition actually took some initative and sought to bring the fight right to our doorstep is a little more comforting. As the last attempts to commit a hostile take over was done without the hostitlty because as the history books show The cRu pretty much ran roughshod over New Edge Wrestling. But it shouldn't surprise anyone that the ones who took to the battlelines first are former members of that faction. And again this is my fault for allowing this to happen. But that ladies and gentlemen is a mistake I WILL NOT
!!!!BE MAKING AGAIN!!!!
COUNT ON IT!!!
So as Hunter and I went back to the locker room where Jesse was who was still a little confused about what just went down, I looked over at my once again Tag Team Champion partner who was every bit of furious as I was and rightfully so, I mean we did just have JIZZ THROWN IN OUR FACES.
Hunter Valentyne: So what are we gunna do?...I just say, we say fuck it, trade these fucking shovels in for a couple of shotguns and go Pulp FIction on their sorry asses!
LA Johnny Stylez: That's not the worst idea you've ever had BRoTHeR, but I'm afraid it won't do. It would be effective and it would definitley send the right message, however jail isn't the place I'd want to spend the rest of my life especially over two worthless phuck mooks like LA Kief and Inkt! But don't worry they will definitley get theirs, which let's be honest will just be a continuation of what they already got, because the last time either of us have been in the ring with both of them,
!!!!WE F'N W.A.S.H.E.D. EM!!!!
Which Is Part Of The ReaSoN THIS HaPPeNeD TO BeGiN WITH!!!
Hunter Valentyne: Yeah, yeah whatever, I'm not really in the mood for one of your rants, because right now aint the fucking time for talking Johnny! RIght now it's time for us to do what we do best, and that's make those two homo's PAY, and PAY DEARLY!!!
LA Johnny Stylez: Like I said Hunter there will be a time and a place for that, just not right now!
Hunter Valentyne: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? GROW SOME FUCKING BALLS!
LA Johnny Stylez: No Hunter I'm not joking you! If we go looking for them right now they will be expecting it, so we might as well be walking into a trap, because need I remind you that over the past two weeks we haven't exactly made a lot of friends. Kief and Inkt aren't the only two people plotting some sneak attack. Now granted the others aren't planning ones that involve jerking each other off, but you get what I'm saying. If we are going to play this correctly and if we are going to come out on top as usual, we have to do this smart! And while their plan may have come off as well exectued and well planned, ultimatley it will be proven that the decision those two asshats made to assault us was the worst got damn decision either of them have made!
Jesse Styles: Ehhh, Johnny...
LA Johnny Stylez: Yeah man?
Jesse Styles: You know how much I HATE..and I DO MEAN FUCKING HATE siding with Hunter, but you two might wanna do something...Because I know this may not be the best time, but you might wanna check this out bro.
Jesse calls our attention to the television, as Hunter and I both turn our heads as the latest edition of TMZ is on late night. And low and behold what the phuck do I see? The brand new photo of Hunter and I posing in a homosexual fashion. Two seconds later the television screen is shattered to pieces as Hunter lunges his shovel through it and begins cursing like he was the devil himself. Jesse's face nearly drops but manages not to lose his temper given the situation because had that been him this entire office would be turned the phuck upside down. But as I sat there and looked at the broken pieces of television screen at my feet, I wiped my face once more and then just laughed and shook my head.
Hunter Valentyne: I would love to know what you think is so got damn funny about this?
LA Johnny Stylez: Are you kidding me man? You can't really sit here and tell me that bothers you? Petty tricks played by even pettier men! If I'm not mistaken this isn't the first photoshopped photo of you and I that has surfaced, and what did we do to the last asshat who tried that?...Don't remember?...
!!!!!WE RAN HIS ASS OUT OF THE COMPANY!!!!
THEY CAN CALL US WHAT THEY WANT BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY ALL WE REALLY ARE IZ
!!!!DOMESTIK F'N DISTURBANCE!!!!
THE NEW EDGE WRESTLING TAG TEAM CHAMPIONZ OF THE WORLD!!!!
ANd the most dangerous and violent men this company has or will ever know. All they did was rattle our cage, wake us up and let us know we are in for a fight, and now it's up to us to make sure they know the penalty for phucking with the Styles Mafia. I mean obviously we know who was behind that. Pugh said himself he is tight with the owner of Big Dog Creation, and by the time we are done suing TMZ for defamation, we will own that got damn show and will have a thirty minute time slot every week on national television to show reruns of us giving Inkt, Ryan Pugh, LA Kief and every other stupid dickhead who stands in our way
!!!!THE MOTHER PHUCKIN BuSINESS!!!!
So LiKe I SAID THEY WILL PAY AND PAY DEARLY!!!
But wars are won by precision and making the best possible move at the best possible time. Don't take my attitude for weakness, because need I remind you of who the phuck I am. I am just as if not more furious than you are. But I am not going to let them shake me off my game. And in just a few short days that phucking roided up ass monkey is going to be on the BuSiNeSS END of the most humiliating public beat down he has ever had in his entire life. It'll be so bad that when it's over and the medical team revive his sorry ass he will have no choice other than to walk out on national phucking television and
!!!!GIVE ME HIS WORLD TITLE MATCH!!!!
Because After THE BEATDOWN I GIVE HIM...TWO WEEKS IN A ROW
He will know good and got damn well that he was better off laying down for people when it came to the NEW Championship. Because at the end of the day Inkt, cannot and will not be able to survive under the pressure. Sure he may be all motivated and hyped right now, but it will pass and when it does it will be you and I who are there to show the entire world that if you were to compare Inkt to anything in this world it would be
!!!J.E.R.K.I.N.G. O.F.F.!!!!!
SuRPRiZe SuRPIRiZE!!!!
Because Inkt's entire career has followed a very specific pattern. Like jerking off it all begins with a very intense and very intoxicating idea or dream. Which is then followed by a few minutes or in his case weeks of intense hard work, until ultimatley
!!!!!!PoP!!!!!!
A QUICK SENSATION COMES OVER YOU...AND THEN THERE IS
!!!!!N.O.T.H.I.N.G.!!!!!
ExEcpT FoR A GiGaNTiC ANd NaSTy MeSS To CLEAN AND YOUR DICK IN YOUR HAND
Along with the realization that what you were doing all that hard work and pumping yourself up for was all in your head, you weren't actually banging that hot chick, or in this case doing anything important...It just seems that way, because once ole Inkty makes it to the top or anywhere close to it...He quickly realizes he doesn't belong there which is why he always blows his load on the way to the big matches and always ends with a disappointng ending...FIgurativley speaking of course...But I suppose if we needed a refrence we could ask Jesse's wife or just go dig up that porn of his.
Jesse Styles: JOHNNY GOT DAMNIT!
LA Johnny Stylez: Sorry...But you get what I'm sayin right? Besides let's be real about one thing here. The one and only got damn reason that picture surfaced or was created in the first place was so that when this little video of their Semen Terrorist attack hits the internet, they didn't come off like the homos they actually are. Nevermind they took the time to get the jizz in their hand, but yeah they went through all that trouble to do what they did and we are the ones who are gay?
!!!!!GiMMe A FuGGiN BREAK!!!!
THaT PHUCK MOOK HAS A LIVE ACTION VIDEO OF HIM TAKING SHOTZ IN THE ASS!!!!
And you think I'm bothered by some picture Ryan Pugh had made, because he's mad Jesse handed him his ass two weeks ago? So I say let them enjoy their fifteen minutes of fame, we at least know they enjoyed three minutes of it jerking each other off, because when we hit back, and hit back we will Inkt will think he's bent over getting his asshole torn open ALLLL PHUCKIN OVER AGAIN! We will make the night Pugh uppercutted him with that phucking shovel seem like a got damn backrub! Little do they know a plan has already been set in motion, and there is nothing and I MEAN NOTHING either of them can do to stop it!
Hunter Valentyne: FUCK THAT!
Jesse Styles: No, he kinda has a point Hunter...
LA Johnny Stylez: Look Jess, do me a favor if you can rally the troops bring em all in. We need to make sure we are all on the same page here. But let's do it kinda quick like because regardless of what happened we still have a Championship victory to celebrate. And no that picture won't effect any of that, because any dumb mother phucker who even thinks about calling me gay, I'll phuck his mother and his girlfriend right in front of em! Because as Inkt and the rest of New Edge Wrestling will learn all over again this week and every got damn week that follows...I'm LA Johnny Stylez...THE DON OF DISRESPECT...ANd they picked the WRONG MOTHER PHUCKERS TO GO TO WAR WITH! So call Haz, KoP, and even that fruitty bitch Spaz because he'll have a part in this as well!
Jesse Styles: Alright I'll see what I can do.
FiN...
Yeah yeah it's been your pleasure, soak some up and all that happy horseshit!