Post by Jesse Styles on Mar 31, 2013 18:20:38 GMT -6
Ignite live from Union Dale New York goes live after the opening video from a sold out Nassau Coliseum where the fans seem extra rabid tonight but then again it is New York. The camera's shoot around the packed house to show off the fans even the ugly ones which would make you wanna bite your arm off from getting to close no joke. We then go live down to ringside where Jill Mathews and Vince Walters are sitting. Jill adjusts her breasts getting a big response from the fans while Vince just glares at her breasts eyes almost falling out of his pocket.
Vince Walters: Iv 'e got wood ladies and gentlemen.
Jill Mathews: And, by wood he means a whole three inches.
Vince Walters: It's the motion in the ocean baby!
Jill Mathews: Riiight....Well welcome to another edition of Ignite everyone the last one before we head to Tokyo for our next pay per view Kamikaze!
"Holy Diver" by Killswitch Engage blares through the arena and Shasta comes walking out onto the stage with a big smile on her face. She makes her way to the ring which we now see has been decked out with a green colored carpet on the mat and two leather couches and a small drop down TV in the middle of them. Also mid ring is a giant Monster logo. Shasta has a mic in her hand as the music fades out.
Shasta: Hello everyone I am Shasta and welcome to the first ever Monster's Layer with me, the NEW's favorite media personality and bi-curious host, Shasta! In case you haven't figured it out yet the Monster's Layer is sponsored by Monster Energy Drink which has a brand new flavor on the market. Monster Energy Zero Ultra, it has zero calories and zero sugar but is huge on taste. It's in a white can and in your local stores right now, so go pick up Monster Zero Ultra!
Shasta picks up a can of Monster Zero Ultra and flashes it to the camera before sitting it down on the little table under the TV.
Shasta: For our first ever show I wanted it to be big, I mean tear the roof off big but unfortunately I couldn't get Matt Slater to be on this week. So I had to settle for Jesse Styles......
the lights dim and blue strobe lights hit the ramp way. A song plays over the speakers.
"I hurt myself today.....too see if I still feel....I focus on the pain.....the only thing that's real.....the needle tears a hole.....the old familiar sting.....try to kill it all away....but....I remember anyway....What have I become....My sweetest thing....Everyone I know goes away....In the end!....And, you could have it all my empire of dirt... I will let you down I will make you hurt."
"Hurt" by Johnny Cash continues to play over the speakers and out steps the Owner of New Edge Wrestling Jesse Styles himself wearing black jeans, his black wife beater hype t shirt, black boots, and black sun glasses with the NEW World title on his shoulder. He slowly walks down the ramp with a bit of that cold look across his face, just ignoring fans that are booing him loudly and walks up the steps into the ring getting a microphone handed to him from the time keeper.
Shasta: Ok so first things first Jesse, what the hell are you doing with the World title?
Jesse Styles: Before, I get to you're question I wanna let these wonderful people in attendance know that well you New Yorkers are ALL STUPID!
The New York fans literally start throwing things in the air and Jesse gets pelted by a plastic beer bottle which causes Jesse to laugh a little and then look at Shasta.
Jesse Styles: Shasta it's kind of obvious right now I am the NEW World Champion I won it fair and square over that maggot Colt and will remain the champion until Kamikaze has come to a finish. Right here and now I am showing the world what a champion should be and how a champion should respect the god damned title unlike Colt.
Shasta: You cant really think that you are really what a World champ should be? You stole the title and you are flaunting it around like you are some kind of world class champion. At Kamikaze you are going to see two REAL world class champions go at it and the winner WILL be the NEW World champion and no matter who wins they will be a much better representative of this company then you, that's for sure.
Jesse Styles: Wow Shasta keep running that mouth sweet heart perhaps you have forgotten who you're boss is? But, to respond to you're special statements I will say that I have been a world class champion all over the world people best remember I am not some suit wearing owner. No, I am Jesse fucking Styles the man known as the hype who can hurt you in way's you truly can't imagine. I have the power, I have the money and I have the talent so who better then to represent this company as the current world champion? I'll answer it for you NO ONE! As for Colt and Inkt being world class champions let's see Inkt's a baby killer yeah funny how people have forgotten about that so there's real world class for you. Then there's Colt who destroyed the NEW belt all for the sake of his own personal laughs real world class....
Shasta: Well maybe you have forgotten all of your short comings Mr. Styles, no one is perfect but you sir have done enough harm to this business that you have no room to talk about anyone else's past mistakes. And I have not forgot who my boss is because Inkt is the one who brought me back to New Edge Wrestling and it was Inkt who signed my contract, not Jesse Styles dear, so maybe it is you who needs to remember a few things around here.
Jesse Styles: Funny you should mention Inkt and how he well has the power to sign people to contracts in the NEW. For you see the way I look at it right now Inkt controls 25 percent of NEW I control 75 percent and since he is going for the NEW World title on a long term basis unlike my self I believe...No I know that he should not have any power within my federation. So basically Inkt has two choices you are going to love this Shasta. One he gives up his world title shot or two he signs away his 25 percent to me Jesse Styles. In fact I even have the paper work ready to be signed Andy bring it down.
Jesse's assistant Andy quickly comes running from the back looking rather nervous in front of the fans as he runs down with a black clip board that has papers attached to it and hands it to Jesse through the ropes. Andy then quickly gets told to leave and does as Jesse says.
The lowly guitar rift plays quietly at first, and then begins to amplify. Standing at the top of the ramp taking in the various cheers and jeers, we find Inkt with a smirk on his face. Looking down to the ring he nods to himself and proceeds down the ramp at a confident pace. Slapping hands of the several outstretched arms as he picks up the pace. As he nears the ring, he slides under the bottom rope, and springs to his feet from within the ring. Moving from one side to the next, Inkt grasps the top ropes, and springs them back and fourth testing their resistance. Pausing when he's done, he throws his hands into the air to receive one last pop before he is handed a mic by Shasta.
Inkt: So let me get this right cue ball, you want me to make a choice of either my stake in this company or my World title match that I fucking earned at World War X? Well that seems typical of you Jesse but I have a question for you, what the hell are you going to do if I tell you that I am going to do neither and there is jack shit you can do about it? What then?
Jesse Styles: Well since I own 75 percent of this company it's quite simple what I will do I will suspend you as a wrestler and there will be no world title shot for Inkt at Kamikaze. So really it comes down to a simple choice there Inkt you sign away your stake in the company or you sign away your wrestling career here in NEW.
Inkt gets a big smile on his face and turns to Shasta
Inkt: So how are you doing tonight dear?
Shasta: I am doing just fine Inkt and nice to see you again
Inkt: So what do you think of all of this?
Shasta: Well it honestly sounds like a desperate man clinging to whatever he can grab a hold to try and make himself feel better and in charge.
Jesse Styles: It doesn't matter what this whore thinks, make your fucking choice Inkt!
Shasta leaves the frame for a second as Inkt and Jesse continue to engage.
Inkt: Well its funny to be honest because I saw all of this coming from you Jesse, you shouldn't be so predictable brother. So I have a counter purposel for you Jesse, I don't give up my title shot and I don't give up my stake in NEW but I will tell you what I will do, I will give your ass a Dull Needle and watch your bald ass flop around like a fish. What do you think about that?
Jesse Styles: You wanna dance? We can dance but at the end of the night rather you fucking like it or not I WILL SUSPEND YOU and I CAN because I am Jesse Styles the owner of this god damned company end of the story. So again Inkt if you wanna dance we can do that and you might give me a beating but I promise you I will give you one right back leaving you injured and god damned suspended!
Inkt smiles again as Shasta comes back into the frame.
Inkt: Hey Jesse Umadbro? To be honest dude I never wanted to be in charge of this place in the first place so its not really that big a deal or really that hard of a choice. So give me the damn paper and I will sign it so you can stop crying and bitching about not having all the power.
Jesse turns and Shasta hands him the paper as he hands it to Inkt with a smirk on his face.
Inkt: Really doesn't matter because after Kamikaze I will be the World champ anyway and we all know whoever has the gold holds the real power in this company don't we Jesse?
Inkt signs the paper and hands it back to Jesse.
Jesse Styles: For once in your life you made the right choice Inkt so next week you got Colt in a Styles goes match which means whatever I say goes in the world title match because I will be the special ref and I will see to it that you both put on one hell of a show! And, one last announcement to that rookie in the back who I guess want's a piece of my ass first off I don't swing that way bro but if you want a match I am game BLITZ so I will see you at Kamikaze one on one and Inkt I will see you at the main event later on in the night be ready to dance puppet!
Inkt takes a step back and drops the mic before charging at Jesse with a dull needle but Jesse moves out of the way and Inkt nails Shasta with the dull needle instead and sends her crashing to the mat. Jesse starts laughing as he gets out of the ring and Inkt has a look of shock and disgust on his face as he is now knelling over a fallen Shasta.
Jill Mathews: OMG Inkt just dull needled Shasta and this does not look good
Vince Walters: Screw that pink haired harlot, Jesse Styles is 100% full owner of NEW again, that is reason to celebrate baby!
Jill Mathews: You are such a fucking pig, we will be back in a moment ladies and gentleman.....