Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2013 15:42:46 GMT -6
Ms USA is sitting in a room, waiting. It is in some Police Station somewhere. Detective Riggs, a detective that is trying to clean the streets of New York from the costume vigilantes that he feels are littering it leans on the wall, itching to start asking her some questions but he has got to wait for someone else. Ms USA suddenly stares at him. Riggs shivers. The woman's eyes are like lasers. The cop looks away.
Detective Stark enters the room, slamming the door. He is a known to Ms USA as he seems to have dealt with a lot of the so-called costumed freak cases over the years involving Ms USA or her associates. Stark's has got a package and folder. Stark sits down and puts the package by his chair. He clicks on the tape and opens a folder.
Inside the folder we see the official photo of a renowned local Yakusa gangster. He tosses a mug-shot of him onto the table.
Stark: "Ever see this man before, Amelia?"
Ms USA looked at the picture, she couldn't remember but she thinks she hasn't. She shrugs.
Stark: "You should have Amelia; it’s one of the head people for a New York Yakusa family that you and your little side kick have been involved with. You may have been away in Japan in the last few weeks and we know from your files that you have ties there."
Ms USA: "Ties? Really? Is this the best you’ve got? You know I was brought up over there. And I could say to you that were over there to see relatives but the truth is I’ve got myself a job. I work for the wrestling promotion New Edge Wrestling. I was over there as part of their pay per view called Kamikaze. A lot of people around the world will be witnesses for me as I faced Jacob Neal there."
Stark: "Really? Do you really expect me to believe that this whole mask wearing gimmick of yours is because you are now a pro-wrestler? I’ve seen your two sidekicks waiting outside. A young minor dressed as a snow cone and a 500 pound black woman dressed in spandex? What the hell is that about? When that woman turns around it looks like a pair of rhino’s fitting for control."
Ms USA: "Come on, don’t get on Miss Sparkle’s case. She’s joined my ring crew recently as her boyfriend took her to Japan to see him face Jesse Styles and left her there. She was nearly going to have to take up Sumo wrestling just to pay for the plane ticket home."
Stark: “You’ve been seen wandering the streets of Manhattan at night so why should I believe that you are now a professional wrestler? Come on Amelia. Do you really think I should believe that? How can you be a professional wrestler?”
Kicking the table aside, Ms USA jumps up, attempting to smash her fist into Stark's sternum. Stark blocks and restrains her.
Stark: "I should arrest you for that but you have somehow managed to get some good lawyers."
Ms USA seems to be calming down. Ms USA and Stark put the table straight as Stark grabs his papers together.
Ms USA sits back down.
Ms USA: “What do you want me to do? Do you want me to get you some tickets for our next show? Do you? You can come and see me face Miss Sparkle’s former boyfriend Blitz in the New Edge ring. You can come and see me pinning that jock’s shoulders to the mat for the three count. Then would you believe that little old me is a professional wrestler and not a costumed vigilante taking on the Japanese underworld? Would it?”
Stark bends down and picks up the package he'd put there. He looks Ms USA directly in the eyes and takes an inward breath.
Stark: "So, Blitz, tell me about him."
Ms USA looks at him, thinking to herself and then nods.
Ms USA: "What’s there to tell. He’s this damn jock college football player that’s had problems happen between his family and Ryan Pugh. He has also had a problem with Jesse Styles, the owner of NEW but I requested this match purely for his treatment of Miss Sparkles. He should never treat a woman like that. He treated her as a throw away. And he will be punished for that."
Stark: "Punished? Really? So isn’t professional wrestling fake? Is it not pre-determined who is going to win?"
Ms USA: "Fake? So when this sweated jock gets his hands on my body and he tries to do some power moves on me I’m really faking it? Bit like your wife does every time she has to sleep with you right?"
Stark: "Funny. Do you really think you stand a chance in a man’s world? Do you really think because you pretend to be some super hero who is pretending to be a professional wrestler messing around with big sweaty monsters?"
Ms USA: "With Kid Freeze and Miss Sparkles in my corner you’ll see how I get on in the squared circle. Blitz will have to bring his A game if he thinks he can get past me he’s dreaming. But knowing him he’s probably dreaming about some big boobed strumpet who’ll drop her knickers for the mere attention from him. Not like a really woman like Miss Sparkles."
Stark: "Ok?"
Ms USA: "I can’t believe what he did to her. He needs to be taken down a peg or two. When he’s lying up and the referee counts the three he will realise why he can’t treat women like throwaway commodities. Do you think he’d be able to do that to Cera or Valora?"
She gets a flyer for NEW out of her wallet and passes it to Stark.
Stark: "Can we get a copy of this?"
Nodding Ms USA looks at Stark.
Stark: "Riggs do us a copy."
Riggs takes the photo and leaves the room.
Stark: “So you are free to go…….for now.”
[Fade to black]
Detective Stark enters the room, slamming the door. He is a known to Ms USA as he seems to have dealt with a lot of the so-called costumed freak cases over the years involving Ms USA or her associates. Stark's has got a package and folder. Stark sits down and puts the package by his chair. He clicks on the tape and opens a folder.
Inside the folder we see the official photo of a renowned local Yakusa gangster. He tosses a mug-shot of him onto the table.
Stark: "Ever see this man before, Amelia?"
Ms USA looked at the picture, she couldn't remember but she thinks she hasn't. She shrugs.
Stark: "You should have Amelia; it’s one of the head people for a New York Yakusa family that you and your little side kick have been involved with. You may have been away in Japan in the last few weeks and we know from your files that you have ties there."
Ms USA: "Ties? Really? Is this the best you’ve got? You know I was brought up over there. And I could say to you that were over there to see relatives but the truth is I’ve got myself a job. I work for the wrestling promotion New Edge Wrestling. I was over there as part of their pay per view called Kamikaze. A lot of people around the world will be witnesses for me as I faced Jacob Neal there."
Stark: "Really? Do you really expect me to believe that this whole mask wearing gimmick of yours is because you are now a pro-wrestler? I’ve seen your two sidekicks waiting outside. A young minor dressed as a snow cone and a 500 pound black woman dressed in spandex? What the hell is that about? When that woman turns around it looks like a pair of rhino’s fitting for control."
Ms USA: "Come on, don’t get on Miss Sparkle’s case. She’s joined my ring crew recently as her boyfriend took her to Japan to see him face Jesse Styles and left her there. She was nearly going to have to take up Sumo wrestling just to pay for the plane ticket home."
Stark: “You’ve been seen wandering the streets of Manhattan at night so why should I believe that you are now a professional wrestler? Come on Amelia. Do you really think I should believe that? How can you be a professional wrestler?”
Kicking the table aside, Ms USA jumps up, attempting to smash her fist into Stark's sternum. Stark blocks and restrains her.
Stark: "I should arrest you for that but you have somehow managed to get some good lawyers."
Ms USA seems to be calming down. Ms USA and Stark put the table straight as Stark grabs his papers together.
Ms USA sits back down.
Ms USA: “What do you want me to do? Do you want me to get you some tickets for our next show? Do you? You can come and see me face Miss Sparkle’s former boyfriend Blitz in the New Edge ring. You can come and see me pinning that jock’s shoulders to the mat for the three count. Then would you believe that little old me is a professional wrestler and not a costumed vigilante taking on the Japanese underworld? Would it?”
Stark bends down and picks up the package he'd put there. He looks Ms USA directly in the eyes and takes an inward breath.
Stark: "So, Blitz, tell me about him."
Ms USA looks at him, thinking to herself and then nods.
Ms USA: "What’s there to tell. He’s this damn jock college football player that’s had problems happen between his family and Ryan Pugh. He has also had a problem with Jesse Styles, the owner of NEW but I requested this match purely for his treatment of Miss Sparkles. He should never treat a woman like that. He treated her as a throw away. And he will be punished for that."
Stark: "Punished? Really? So isn’t professional wrestling fake? Is it not pre-determined who is going to win?"
Ms USA: "Fake? So when this sweated jock gets his hands on my body and he tries to do some power moves on me I’m really faking it? Bit like your wife does every time she has to sleep with you right?"
Stark: "Funny. Do you really think you stand a chance in a man’s world? Do you really think because you pretend to be some super hero who is pretending to be a professional wrestler messing around with big sweaty monsters?"
Ms USA: "With Kid Freeze and Miss Sparkles in my corner you’ll see how I get on in the squared circle. Blitz will have to bring his A game if he thinks he can get past me he’s dreaming. But knowing him he’s probably dreaming about some big boobed strumpet who’ll drop her knickers for the mere attention from him. Not like a really woman like Miss Sparkles."
Stark: "Ok?"
Ms USA: "I can’t believe what he did to her. He needs to be taken down a peg or two. When he’s lying up and the referee counts the three he will realise why he can’t treat women like throwaway commodities. Do you think he’d be able to do that to Cera or Valora?"
She gets a flyer for NEW out of her wallet and passes it to Stark.
Stark: "Can we get a copy of this?"
Nodding Ms USA looks at Stark.
Stark: "Riggs do us a copy."
Riggs takes the photo and leaves the room.
Stark: “So you are free to go…….for now.”
[Fade to black]