Post by Ricky Cassels on Apr 5, 2015 19:29:25 GMT -6
The Computer 101 class has come to an end. The old geezer students are slowly making their way out of the computer, ready to conquer the world with their new found computing skill set. The only students left in the room are Nikki Juggs and Ricky Bobby, who are both fucked up out of their minds. Unbeknownst to them, they have been roofied by Al Envy and his associates. Nikki is hunched over her computer with a lit cigarette still in hand. Ricky Bobby is still sitting at the teachers desk, but his head is spinning as he doesn't have a clue what is going on around him. The teacher Candi Cherry is still in the room and is now straddling Ricky Bobby in his lap. He keeps calling Candi by the name of Nikki instead of Candi.
Ricky Bobby: *slurring* Ohh.... Nikk-eh baby, ya lookin...... mighty....... fine......
Candi Cherry: I need for you to talk dirty to me Ricky Bobby....
Ricky attempts to follow his teachers orders, but he is on the verge of passing out. Candi tries to keep Ricky focused on her. Meanwhile, the classroom door swings open and the black limousine driver from earlier enters.
Candi Cherry: Calvin, did ya bring the cam-corder?
Calvin the Limo Driver: Yezz man got er right here.
Calvin holds up the cam-corder showing it to Candi.
Candi Cherry: Ok fire it up. Me and Ricky Bobby got a movie to make. Right baby?
Candi turns her attention back to Ricky Bobby as Calvin begins filming. Nikki places her lips on Ricky Bobby's and begins making out with him but within a mater of seconds, the trailer park wonder is snoring. Candi tries to awaken Ricky Bobby but it is no use. He is out of it.
Candi Cherry: Shit Calvin! Ricky is asleep, what are we going to do?
Calvin the Limo Driver: Maybe I can take the Ricky Bobby's place?
Candi Cherry: That would never work you look nothing like Ricky Bobby!
Calvin the Limo Driver: What if I put on a wig?
Candi Cherry: Nope still won't work.
Calvin the Limo Driver: It's cause I be's black ain't it?
Candi Cherry: Yes actually it is. C'mon Ricky wake up baby!
Candi continues trying to wake Ricky up but he continues to snore. The Mullet is completely ruining Al Envy's plans of having Ricky make a sex tape with a woman not named Nikki Juggs. Candi continues begging and pleading with Ricky to wake up. Meanwhile, Calvin dials up Al Envy.
Calvin the Limo Driver: Boss we gots a problem.... Ricky Bobby not cooperating.
The limo driver pauses for a few minutes as Al speaks.
Calvin the Limo Driver: Ricky Bobby passed out. *pauses once more as Al Envy speaks to him directly.* Ok boss.
He hangs up his cell phone and turns to Candi.
Candi Cherry: Well what did Al say?
Calvin the Limo Driver: Boss say he gone send us a replacement for Ricky Bobby...
Candi Cherry: A replacement?
Calvin the Limo Driver: Yea boss say he gone send us a Ricky Bobby look-a-like.
Candi Cherry: *pouting* But I wanted to bang THE Ricky Bobby!!
Candi looked down at the unconscious Ricky Bobby as she stroked his luscious mullet. Calvin the Limo Driver could only wonder what a beautiful woman like Candi would see in a cracker like Ricky Bobby. Nikki Juggs had fallen out of her chair and was now lying on the floor in the fetal position and snoring like a freight train-lit cigarette still in hand.
The poor first couple of white trash had been duped once again. Provided with all the cigarettes and beer they could take in, they didn't realize the goodies were laced with exxtasy. The pay-per-view extravagant Demented was a little less than 24 hours away now in which Al Envy would be defending his Trans-Atlantic Title for the final time. This matchup would be considered the war to settle the score... Except at the moment the score was heavily in Al Envy's favor. And with the current mental shape Ricky Bobby was in, it would be nothing short of a miracle if he could just make it to Courtland.
Back inside the classroom, the door swung open. Standing in the door way was none other than former NEW wrestler Patrick Jones. Jones has been away from NEW for over a year and his look was quite different from before. He know owned a mullet and somewhere of a handle bar mustache. Due to his release from NEW, he had fallen on hard times and was willing to do anything at all for quick cash.
Candi Cherry: You must be the replacement Ricky Bobby?
Patrick Jones: I could never replace the real Rick Bobby cause he's much more of a man than me!
Candi Cherry: Well I need for you to drop em honey cause we ain't got much time to get this movie made!
Patrick Jones: *Nervously* This will be my uhhh...... first time.
Candi begins removing the 30 year old virgins clothes as Calvin begins filming. Calvin knew he had to do his best not to get many up close shots of PJ as he truly looked nothing like Ricky Bobby besides the mullet. The real Ricky Bobby was still passed out in the teachers chair. No way possible he could make a porno with Candi to be posted all over the internet...... no sir.
Candi was completely leading the way as she had now stripped down the sexually inexperienced Jones as well as her self. She sat atop one of the computer desks while her and Jones began to have intercourse.... and within seconds it was all over.
Patrick Jones: Oops....
Candi Cherry: *sigh* Calvin, I hope you got that on film. Those few seconds. *frowns at Jones*
Calvin the Limo Driver: Damn dawg! That sho didn't last too long. I told ya mizzes Candy ya should've let Calvin be Ricky Bobby! Calvin ain't no one minute mang....
Candi Cherry: One minute? More like one second....
Jones, humiliated by his performance or lack thereof, tossed his clothes on and quickly left the room without saying anything further to anyone in the room.
Candi Cherry: What a limp dick son of a bitch! Well Calvin, I guess our work here is done. We should go so we can get this footage into the hands of Al Envy.
Calvin the Limo Driver: Yezz ma'am.
Candi and Calvin also empty the room and leave Ricky and Nikki behind, both still passed out from the X overdose.
Minutes after Calvin and Candi had left the computer room, Nikki Juggs dropped her lit cigarette to the floor. The Cigarette fell into a stack of papers instantly igniting a fire inside the building. The Smell of the smoke just so happened to wake Nikki up. She looked around the room as she noticed a good portion of the room was already on fire. As best as she could, Nikki climb to her feet and scanned the room for Ricky Bobby. She was still groggy from all the exxtasy she had inadvertently ingested thanks to Al Envy.
The smoke inside the classroom was becoming thicker and thicker. Nikki Juggs could barely even see by now and her lungs were becoming completely and filled with smoke and beginning to burn. Ricky Bobby was still unconscious at the teacher's computer desk with a ring of fire completely surrounding him. Nikki located Ricky and fought her way through all the smoke and fire toward the trailer part wonder!
Nikke Juggs: Get yer arse up Ricky Bobby!! We got's to get out of hair!!
Ricky Bobby did not even respond to Nikki's pleads. He didn't even budge. Nikki tried punching and kicking Ricky Bobby, but he never respond to any of her abuse. Nikki knew that if she did not act fast, Ricky Bobby wouldn't be able to survive. He would burn up in the building. And Nikki also knew that Ricky had his big match coming up with Al Envy at Demented. Nikki knew that Ricky had been waiting for his chance of revenge on Envy and that he wouldn't miss this match for the world. Nikki did the only thing she could think of. She managed to dead lift up Ricky Bobby up over her massive shoulders and fireman carried him out of the burning building.
Nikki Juggs showcased incredible strength as she carried Ricky Bobby out of the burning building. Maybe it was her adrenaline pumping or maybe it was her supernatural woman strength that allowed her to do this. But Nikki carried Ricky down 3 to 4 flights of stairs and out of the building to where she tossed Ricky on the ground. By now the first responders were beginning to show up at the burning building. Police cars, ambulances and fire trucks all pulling up to the building.
Nikki Juggs: Rick-eh baby, are ya okay??
Ricky Bobby: *cough cough*
No response from Ricky. A few paramedics spotted Nikki and Ricky Bobby. They rushed over toward the first couple of white trash. One of the paramedics placed an oxygen mask over Ricky Bobby's face. Nikki hovers over her lover.
Nikki Juggs: Is tha Ricky gone be okay??
Paramedic: I do not know yet ma'am. We need for you to step back as this man's lie may be in danger!!
The paramedic places her stethoscope on Ricky Bobby's chest.
Paramedic: *to other paramedic* His heart is barely beating! And I'm affraid his lungs may be filled with smoke! Quick we need to load him up in the ambulance.
The paramedics pull out a stretcher and quickly load Ricky Bobby onto it and then into the ambulance. They hook up the Automated External Defibrillator to Ricky. Nikki begins climbing into the ambulance, but is quickly stopped by one of the paramedics.
Paramedic: I am very sorry ma'am, but you will not be allowed to ride in here...
Nikki Juggs: Fuck yah ya cock suckin sum-bitch ya can kiss my arse cause tha Nikk-eh gone ride with tha mutha fuckin Rick-eh to tha gaw damn hospital ya ol sum-bitch!
The paramedic keeps Nikki from entering the ambulance as she begins to buck. A few police officers were already hot on the trail as they come over and restrain Nikki from the ambulance as she fights, kicks, claws, shouts and spits at the law.
Nikki Juggs: Get off tha Nikki ya arse-holes!!! I gotta go with Ricky Bobby!!!
Cop: Ma'am we are going to need you to go down to the station with us... We've got some questions we need to ask you.
The office ties to handcuff Nikki as she begins fighing for her life. She whips the first cops ass before one of the other cops pulls out his taser gun and lights her large ass up. The taser sends Nikki falling hard to the ground and into convulsions as she continues cussing at the cops.
Nikki Juggs: Fuuuuuuuuckkkkkk............Allllllllllllllllll..................Ya....................Aaaaaaaarse..............Hoooooooolessssss!!!!
Nikki lied on the ground, shaking violently as the cop with the taser gun kept his finger tightly gripped on the trigger. Meanwhile, Ricky Bobby was now loaded in the ambulance and on his way to the hospital for treatment.
Sergeant: Ok Collins, that's enough.... she ain't going to get up from that.
The cop with the taser gun lets off the trigger as Nikki's convulsions stop. She lies motionless on the ground as several other cops swoop in and handcuff her. They then pick her up off the ground and load her into the back of a police car where they haul her down to the station for questioning about the fire. Nikki didn't utter a word in the backseat of the cop car as she recovered from being roofied, smoke inhalation and now being electrocuted. It had been a rough 24 hours for the first couple of white trash.
The cop pulled up at the police station and parked. He hoped out of his cop car and then helped a much calmer Nikki Juggs out of the car and into the police station where she was finger printed, breath-alyzed, placed in a jail suite and taking into a room for questioning. As Nikki sat in the room by her lonesome.
Although she still had drugs in her system, her mind was beginning to think more clearly now. She went back through the day trying to make a determination as to how she got herself in this perdicimate. She could recalls her and Ricky Bobby getting into the limousine with the polite, black limo driver. She could recall parts of the limo ride but from there her memory went kind of fuzzy. The harder she tried to remember the events, the more frustrated she became. Then the door fought open and entered a short, stocky detective with a northern accent by the name of Hatlock.
Detective Hatlock: Hello Ms. Juggs, I am Detective Hatlock. It is a pleasure to meet you.
Nikki Juggs: Tha Nikki don't give a rats arse who u spose to be!
Detective Hatlock: *chuckles* Well you may want to rethink that statement if you ever want to see freedom again young lady....
Nikki pulls her head back and spits directly into the face of Detective Hatlock. The bald detective calmly pulls a handkerchief out of his suit pocket and wipes the saliva from his eyebrow.
Detective Hatlock: I am going to pretend that didn't happen so let's start over shall we? Hello Ms. Juggs I am detective Hatlock and it is my pleasure to meet you.
Nikki Juggs: Suck muh dick Ya bald headed fuck stick!!!
Detective Hatlock: Well I guess we will continue with this interview. And let me remind you Ms. Juggs that it will be in your best interests to completely cooperate with our ongoing investigation as a man's life is in serious condition.
Nikki Juggs: Eat my arse hole!!!
Detective Hatlock: What were you doing inside that building this evening?
Nikki Juggs: I don't know what in the Gaw damn hell Yer talkin bout!!!
The Detectice stands up and pounds his fist on the table sitting in between he and Nikki Juggs.
Detective Hatlock: I am done playin games Ms. Juggs!!! Ya know exactly what the hell I'm talking about!!! YOU set fire to that building intentionally!!! And now a man is in critical condition because of your negligence!!!
Nikki Juggs: That man Yer talkin bout is muh gaw damn boyfriend and his names Rick-eh Bobby!
Detective Hatlock: You tried to kill that man!!!
Nikki Juggs: Now tha hell I ain't!!
Detective Hatlock: Well then maybe you should start telling your side of the story young lady...
Nikki Juggs: Look tha Nikk-eh can't remember a gaw damn thang other than I woke up and me and rikk-eh Bobby were in a fire...
Detective Hatlock: That you set!
Nikki Juggs: I ain't set no gaw damn fire and I'm tha one who carried tha Rick-eh from tha gaw damn fire Ya dumb sum-bitch!!!
Detective Hatlock: Well if you didn't start the fire then who did?
Nikki Juggs: How in tha gaw damn hell am I spose to know?
The interview is suddenly interrupted when the door to the interview room swings open. A female detective pops in and pulls Detective Hatlock outside the interview room. She proceeds to share a new piece of evidence with Detective Hatlock who thanks her for the information. The hard nosed detective returns to the room with Nikki and closes the door behind.
Detective Hatlock: Ms. Juggs please stand you are under arrest.
Nikki Juggs: Nooooooo!!!! Fuck yah Ya crooked bladed head lowlife sum bitch piece o shit no good fuck was!!!! Ya can't do this to tha Nikk-eh!!!!!
Detective Hatlock: I can..... And I just did!!
Detective Hatlock grins as he slaps the cuffs on Nikki once more and assists her up from the interview table. Nikki fights to the death but the hard nosed detective over powers her.
Things are not looking any better for the first couple of white trash as it looks like Nikki is about to go to jail and Ricky Bobby may be dead. It looks like Al Envy and Jesse Styles have won again dammit. Just when the fans of the NEW desperately needed a hero like Ricky Bobby to prevail, he gets trapped in a fire with not only his wrestling career in danger but also his life in danger. A dark cloud has officially be cast over New Edge Wrestling from this moment on. The legend of Ricky Bobby and Nikki has officially come to an end....
Detective Hatlock: Any last works Ms. Juggs?
Nikki doesn't have time to respond as suddenly as monster truck blasted through the jail house wall sending debris flying everywhere. A piece pins Detective Hatlock against the wall. The truck door swings open and out steps Ricky Bobby. Ricky pulls out a pistol and shoots the handcuffs off Nikki Juggs. She couldn't believe what she was seeing. Ricky Bobby was alive!!!
Ricky Bobby: Get in muh truck baby! We got ourselves a title belt to go win!!
Nikki climbs up into the big ass truck as does Ricky Bobby and backs it out of the jailhouse. The two then hit the highway toward Arizona.
It was time for war. Enough was enough. On the way to Arizona, Ricky explained how they had been duped and poisoned by Al Envy. It was time for the first couple of white trash to settle the score once and for all with Al and Jesse. Al had done everything he could to take Ricky out of the picture and nothing has worked. There was one thing that was completely certain....
This title match wouldn't before the faint at heart!!!
