Post by Jesse Styles on Apr 6, 2015 18:34:23 GMT -6
Why in the hell was this a good idea? I honestly have no idea why I thought it was a good idea but alas some ideas just have to fucking happen now don’t they? For the past three days now I have heard rumors of a possible attempt on one Hunter Valentyne now what does an attempt mean people might wonder well the rumors were an attempt to make sure he never got to the arena. Normally rumors like these would never both me Jesse Styles in fact they might actually make me happy normally that is. But, now a days we don’t exactly deal in the realm of normalcy now do we? So here I fucking am sitting in the back of this monster like van here at the Phoenix airport waiting for the plane to land and for the off duty Marshalls to deliver the so called Myth Killer himself to me. Fucking having to pay money when regards to Hunter Valentyne honestly pisses me off to a very high extent it’s not like he and Rob Riot aren’t costing me any money right now in court over a god damned lawsuit or nothing right? Son of a bitch and there’s the fucking plane yay I can’t wait for the moody bastard to get into the van with me I am sure he will be all fucking happy joy joy I should of had them order him a sedative for as he was getting off the plane as well.
Brian: Yo, Boss I see them bringing him off the plane.
Don: Yeah I see it too Boss.
Jesse: That’s great idiots how about you do something useful like you know drive the fucking van up to them so we can pick his jackass up and get to Scottsdale Arizona perhaps?
Brian: Damn the Boss has a good point why didn’t you think of that Don?
Don: Bitch shut up I thought of it I just didn’t say it.
Brian: I swear you are so fucking mental.
Jesse: Hey what the fuck are you two Rob Riot and Mathew Carter gone gay or something?
Brian: Oh the Boss made a funny good one sir.
Don: Yeah good one sir.
So help me good fucking help was never easy to find for these two morons had been on the NEW transportation team for like the entire time that New Edge had been around and somehow I haven’t fired both of there asses yet. I guess it’s kind of like the same reasons I haven’t fired Mathew Carter or Rob Riot yet they served a purpose. For instance Carter served a purpose at one point in time of being the next guy to be groomed by me the Owner of New Edge Wrestling and mind you one of the best wrestlers ever in this business which still holds true today. Don’t get it twisted I am only thirty two years old so go ahead New Guard and anyone else call me old and make your asses like completely dumb. But, I regress Mathew Carter turned his back on me like a little bitch because he was out to get paid when NEW was on a shut down due to me fighting in court with the F.B.I. Oh, but he wasn’t getting paid the spoiled little bitch I mean seriously before we had to close for four months for one last court battle the sour bitch had made over almost a million bucks in five months time.
Don: Yo, Brian get your ass out and open the back doors to the van so those Marshals can put Hunter inside.
Brian: Fuck that I am the driver you do it.
Don: No, I am the observer you fucking do it.
Brian: So help me I will punch you directly in the face.
Jesse: OH SHUT THE FUCK UP I will open the god damned door!
Brian: Ah damn…..
Don: Pissed the Boss off great……
Fucking idiots I swear and Oh look I just opened the god damned back van doors and there he stands with his hands handcuffed and everything god damned Hunter Valentyne. The man that has been a boil on my ass for over six plus years yet here I am looking out for him….Okay well maybe not so much him but my self because sadly I need his jackass at Demented in the tag match. Hell if it wasn’t for the fact I didn’t feel like fighting Rob Riot and Mathew Carter alone I would of let him getting taken or what the fuck ever that rumor was again. Man alive as these Marshals make him get up in the van does he ever have an irritated look on his face I guess he isn’t happy to see me? Well the feeling is god damned mutual but when he and I last spoke he was right about one thing people like he and I needed to stand against this New Guard and make sure there asses earned every fucking thing when it comes to wrestling in my company. God damn that burned I can’t lie admitting he was right even in my own head it fucking stung like a bitch.
Jesse: Have a seat Hunter we got about a hour drive ahead of us.
Hunter: Styles what the fuck are you doing here?
Jesse: Having the time of my life asshole that’s what I am doing here and thanks Marshals close the doors we got it from here.
Fucking off duty U.S Marshals crocks is what they are and easy to pay off which of course is exactly what I did to get them to help out with this situation. Now obviously Hunter is still under commitment by order of the N.E.W until the lawsuit comes to an end so I could of had the mental hospital transport his ass down here to Phoenix and all the way to Scottdale but that fucking hooded man I keep hearing about and hearing about could of been lurking you never know. I mean some of my people with special skills two weeks ago went into the mental hospital and got Hunters woman out of a very uh sticky situation but there was no hooded man in site just a bunch of Green Day reject looking ass clowns about to fuck Hunters girl in every hole she had.
Don: Start the damn veichle idiot.
Brian: The Boss didn’t say to do that so no.
Don: He banged on the side of the van you dumb shit that means let’s go!
Brian: Dude you really need to get laid seriously stop with the D N D game nights and find a girl.
Don: You shut your whore mouth I love my dungeons and dragons!
Jesse: Let’s fucking go!
Hunter: Wow….Jess you sure know how to hire the smart ones let me tell you….
Jesse: Shut the fuck up there cheap labor you idiot.
Hunter: So again tell me why the fuck are you here?
Jesse: To make sure you get to Scottdale safely numb nuts.
Hunter: Really? I never knew you cared so much bitch.
Jesse: Oh trust if it wasn’t for our match at Demented against two total fucking tools I wouldn’t give a damn.
Hunter: Bitch move.
Jesse: How the fuck was that a bitch move?
Hunter: Because, I said it was and everything I say sticks come on Jess you know this keep up asshole.
This fucking guy so arragant I mean damn I might be cocky but this fucking guy goes above and beyond that always has and always will. However I must use him to get what I want at Demented which is destroying two little bitches with the names of Mathew Carter and Rob Riot. Now naturally I will make sure there is something left of Rob Riot because there’s still money to be made off his bitch ass but as for Mathew Carter well he’s fucked because he is useless to me completely fucking useless. Hell I gave the asshole a chance to shine and he took the chicken shit way out by stabbing me in the back and now he comes back to my company thinking he matters? Hell even the fans that hate me still boo him that shows how fucking important he is. Fuck, stop looking at my god damned mini fridge Hunter that has my beers in it and I do not wish to fucking share. Seriously stop you look like a sad little bitch who is going to die if he doesn’t get a drink. Speaking of sad little bitches Rob Riot that definition fits him perfectly I mean he is so tired of me and Hunter. Fuck he keeps blaming me for everything now even if he steps on a bug and kills it yep you better believe it’s all my fault. He will learn what’s really my fault at Demented when I leave him out cold in the ring and beaten yet again.
Hunter: What’s in the fridge Jess?
Jesse: Nothing for you.
Hunter: Oh come the fuck on I know you got beer in there dick head.
Jesse: So what if I do?
Hunter: Give me one.
Jesse: How about no.
Hunter: Seriously give me one and also do I really need to be handcuffed are you that scared of me bitch?
Jesse: I am not scared of you at all dick head It’s just part of the fucking law suit deal unless you are on NEW owned or rented property or even that mental institution you must have those on.
Hunter: Yeah lame just give me a beer.
Jesse: Stop crying like Rob Riot jesus fuck.
Hunter: What did you just say to me?
Jesse: You heard me I didn’t fucking stutter.
Hunter: I should so beat your ass.
Jesse: You can try wouldn’t be the first time we have thrown down and wont be the last.
Hunter: Tempting but not now… One day I am sure you and I will go round but first we have a list to take care of.
Jesse: You Hunter Valentyne are making lists now at that mental hospital how nice.
Hunter: Hey dick head it gets a little boring there at times and yes I made a fucking list. First names on the list of asses that need kicked badly are obviously our opponents for Tuesday Night named Mathew Carter and Rob Riot. However, there are many more names on the list I made.
Hunter making a list I am shocked it’s not full of women names that he would like to rape or something because that’s how his fucked up mind trully worked. But, again he was a pawn in my world sure he thinks I am a pawn in his but the truth is he has and always will be a pawn in my world. I mean why the fuck would I keep bringing the guy back to my company if he didn’t have a role to play as a pawn in my world? Yet, he thinks I keep bringing him back because he makes me money? Now, that’s laughable he makes me some sure but that’s easily replaceable. But, what’s not replaceable is that fucked up mind of his and how I can use it to my advantage and at Demented plus beyond I will use that fucked up mind to my advantage. Rob Riot and Mathew Carter are just the beginning there’s an entire NEW Guard out there that need to know there fucking role. Sure I signed them to contracts but I never fucking told them to become a part of this NEW Guard bullshit to rid my company of it’s vet’s which by the way also meant me since I do still wrestle when I fucking feel like it. Ah, fuck another thirty minutes left on this drive and there is no sign of any trouble big shock knowing Hunter he probaly was the one who got the rumors rolling just so he could stir the pot something he is very good at.
Jesse: Jesus fucking christ Okay Hunter I will give you a beer stop mind fucking my fridge damn.
Hunter: Huh? I wasn’t mind fucking anything I was in deep thought over how many ways I could tear Rob Riot to pieces at Demented.
Jesse: Well that I am cool with just save a tiny bit for Justice.
Hunter: Here we go again you thinking about money jesus christ.
Jesse: It’s what makes the world go around asshole and it’s why your woman is sitting nice and sound in that big house you own.
Hunter: Fuck let’s just get back to talking about Riot and Carter two things we can actually discuss and be on the same page about.
Jesse: Sounds like a fucking plan to me.
Handing Hunter a beer I grabbed my self one too then well not much more talking was really done for the rest of the ride we just drank our beers and I turned on the flat screen television in the back of the van watching some South Park which by the way my Wife Scarlet totally hates that show but alas she’s not here to complain so I am watching it and Hunter thank fucking god is just enjoyed his beer and watched the show without saying much. Truth be told the rest of the ride I am sure we were also both thinking could we truly trust one another out in the ring at Demented well that would remain to be seen but our common enemies in Rob Riot and Mathew Carter were still going to get owned one way or another.
Brian: Yo, Boss I see them bringing him off the plane.
Don: Yeah I see it too Boss.
Jesse: That’s great idiots how about you do something useful like you know drive the fucking van up to them so we can pick his jackass up and get to Scottsdale Arizona perhaps?
Brian: Damn the Boss has a good point why didn’t you think of that Don?
Don: Bitch shut up I thought of it I just didn’t say it.
Brian: I swear you are so fucking mental.
Jesse: Hey what the fuck are you two Rob Riot and Mathew Carter gone gay or something?
Brian: Oh the Boss made a funny good one sir.
Don: Yeah good one sir.
So help me good fucking help was never easy to find for these two morons had been on the NEW transportation team for like the entire time that New Edge had been around and somehow I haven’t fired both of there asses yet. I guess it’s kind of like the same reasons I haven’t fired Mathew Carter or Rob Riot yet they served a purpose. For instance Carter served a purpose at one point in time of being the next guy to be groomed by me the Owner of New Edge Wrestling and mind you one of the best wrestlers ever in this business which still holds true today. Don’t get it twisted I am only thirty two years old so go ahead New Guard and anyone else call me old and make your asses like completely dumb. But, I regress Mathew Carter turned his back on me like a little bitch because he was out to get paid when NEW was on a shut down due to me fighting in court with the F.B.I. Oh, but he wasn’t getting paid the spoiled little bitch I mean seriously before we had to close for four months for one last court battle the sour bitch had made over almost a million bucks in five months time.
Don: Yo, Brian get your ass out and open the back doors to the van so those Marshals can put Hunter inside.
Brian: Fuck that I am the driver you do it.
Don: No, I am the observer you fucking do it.
Brian: So help me I will punch you directly in the face.
Jesse: OH SHUT THE FUCK UP I will open the god damned door!
Brian: Ah damn…..
Don: Pissed the Boss off great……
Fucking idiots I swear and Oh look I just opened the god damned back van doors and there he stands with his hands handcuffed and everything god damned Hunter Valentyne. The man that has been a boil on my ass for over six plus years yet here I am looking out for him….Okay well maybe not so much him but my self because sadly I need his jackass at Demented in the tag match. Hell if it wasn’t for the fact I didn’t feel like fighting Rob Riot and Mathew Carter alone I would of let him getting taken or what the fuck ever that rumor was again. Man alive as these Marshals make him get up in the van does he ever have an irritated look on his face I guess he isn’t happy to see me? Well the feeling is god damned mutual but when he and I last spoke he was right about one thing people like he and I needed to stand against this New Guard and make sure there asses earned every fucking thing when it comes to wrestling in my company. God damn that burned I can’t lie admitting he was right even in my own head it fucking stung like a bitch.
Jesse: Have a seat Hunter we got about a hour drive ahead of us.
Hunter: Styles what the fuck are you doing here?
Jesse: Having the time of my life asshole that’s what I am doing here and thanks Marshals close the doors we got it from here.
Fucking off duty U.S Marshals crocks is what they are and easy to pay off which of course is exactly what I did to get them to help out with this situation. Now obviously Hunter is still under commitment by order of the N.E.W until the lawsuit comes to an end so I could of had the mental hospital transport his ass down here to Phoenix and all the way to Scottdale but that fucking hooded man I keep hearing about and hearing about could of been lurking you never know. I mean some of my people with special skills two weeks ago went into the mental hospital and got Hunters woman out of a very uh sticky situation but there was no hooded man in site just a bunch of Green Day reject looking ass clowns about to fuck Hunters girl in every hole she had.
Don: Start the damn veichle idiot.
Brian: The Boss didn’t say to do that so no.
Don: He banged on the side of the van you dumb shit that means let’s go!
Brian: Dude you really need to get laid seriously stop with the D N D game nights and find a girl.
Don: You shut your whore mouth I love my dungeons and dragons!
Jesse: Let’s fucking go!
Hunter: Wow….Jess you sure know how to hire the smart ones let me tell you….
Jesse: Shut the fuck up there cheap labor you idiot.
Hunter: So again tell me why the fuck are you here?
Jesse: To make sure you get to Scottdale safely numb nuts.
Hunter: Really? I never knew you cared so much bitch.
Jesse: Oh trust if it wasn’t for our match at Demented against two total fucking tools I wouldn’t give a damn.
Hunter: Bitch move.
Jesse: How the fuck was that a bitch move?
Hunter: Because, I said it was and everything I say sticks come on Jess you know this keep up asshole.
This fucking guy so arragant I mean damn I might be cocky but this fucking guy goes above and beyond that always has and always will. However I must use him to get what I want at Demented which is destroying two little bitches with the names of Mathew Carter and Rob Riot. Now naturally I will make sure there is something left of Rob Riot because there’s still money to be made off his bitch ass but as for Mathew Carter well he’s fucked because he is useless to me completely fucking useless. Hell I gave the asshole a chance to shine and he took the chicken shit way out by stabbing me in the back and now he comes back to my company thinking he matters? Hell even the fans that hate me still boo him that shows how fucking important he is. Fuck, stop looking at my god damned mini fridge Hunter that has my beers in it and I do not wish to fucking share. Seriously stop you look like a sad little bitch who is going to die if he doesn’t get a drink. Speaking of sad little bitches Rob Riot that definition fits him perfectly I mean he is so tired of me and Hunter. Fuck he keeps blaming me for everything now even if he steps on a bug and kills it yep you better believe it’s all my fault. He will learn what’s really my fault at Demented when I leave him out cold in the ring and beaten yet again.
Hunter: What’s in the fridge Jess?
Jesse: Nothing for you.
Hunter: Oh come the fuck on I know you got beer in there dick head.
Jesse: So what if I do?
Hunter: Give me one.
Jesse: How about no.
Hunter: Seriously give me one and also do I really need to be handcuffed are you that scared of me bitch?
Jesse: I am not scared of you at all dick head It’s just part of the fucking law suit deal unless you are on NEW owned or rented property or even that mental institution you must have those on.
Hunter: Yeah lame just give me a beer.
Jesse: Stop crying like Rob Riot jesus fuck.
Hunter: What did you just say to me?
Jesse: You heard me I didn’t fucking stutter.
Hunter: I should so beat your ass.
Jesse: You can try wouldn’t be the first time we have thrown down and wont be the last.
Hunter: Tempting but not now… One day I am sure you and I will go round but first we have a list to take care of.
Jesse: You Hunter Valentyne are making lists now at that mental hospital how nice.
Hunter: Hey dick head it gets a little boring there at times and yes I made a fucking list. First names on the list of asses that need kicked badly are obviously our opponents for Tuesday Night named Mathew Carter and Rob Riot. However, there are many more names on the list I made.
Hunter making a list I am shocked it’s not full of women names that he would like to rape or something because that’s how his fucked up mind trully worked. But, again he was a pawn in my world sure he thinks I am a pawn in his but the truth is he has and always will be a pawn in my world. I mean why the fuck would I keep bringing the guy back to my company if he didn’t have a role to play as a pawn in my world? Yet, he thinks I keep bringing him back because he makes me money? Now, that’s laughable he makes me some sure but that’s easily replaceable. But, what’s not replaceable is that fucked up mind of his and how I can use it to my advantage and at Demented plus beyond I will use that fucked up mind to my advantage. Rob Riot and Mathew Carter are just the beginning there’s an entire NEW Guard out there that need to know there fucking role. Sure I signed them to contracts but I never fucking told them to become a part of this NEW Guard bullshit to rid my company of it’s vet’s which by the way also meant me since I do still wrestle when I fucking feel like it. Ah, fuck another thirty minutes left on this drive and there is no sign of any trouble big shock knowing Hunter he probaly was the one who got the rumors rolling just so he could stir the pot something he is very good at.
Jesse: Jesus fucking christ Okay Hunter I will give you a beer stop mind fucking my fridge damn.
Hunter: Huh? I wasn’t mind fucking anything I was in deep thought over how many ways I could tear Rob Riot to pieces at Demented.
Jesse: Well that I am cool with just save a tiny bit for Justice.
Hunter: Here we go again you thinking about money jesus christ.
Jesse: It’s what makes the world go around asshole and it’s why your woman is sitting nice and sound in that big house you own.
Hunter: Fuck let’s just get back to talking about Riot and Carter two things we can actually discuss and be on the same page about.
Jesse: Sounds like a fucking plan to me.
Handing Hunter a beer I grabbed my self one too then well not much more talking was really done for the rest of the ride we just drank our beers and I turned on the flat screen television in the back of the van watching some South Park which by the way my Wife Scarlet totally hates that show but alas she’s not here to complain so I am watching it and Hunter thank fucking god is just enjoyed his beer and watched the show without saying much. Truth be told the rest of the ride I am sure we were also both thinking could we truly trust one another out in the ring at Demented well that would remain to be seen but our common enemies in Rob Riot and Mathew Carter were still going to get owned one way or another.
