Post by Jesse Styles on Jan 27, 2024 12:03:19 GMT -6
Scarlet: Jesse I can’t believe you….
Jesse Styles: Huh? Woman, what are you talking about? I’m just sitting here packing my gear bag and getting ready to head to the NEW gym where I guess Andy has some ideas for getting me trained up.
Scarlet: Mmm… Is that what they call it now?
Jesse Styles: Why the fuck are you glaring at me like that?
Scarlet: Because, I know what you did Jesse Styles….
She knew what Jesse did??? Are you confused? Well Jesse certainly is as he presently is sitting on one of his black leather sofas putting some clothes in a gear bag. Meanwhile his wife Scarlet stood there with her arms crossed and giving him those eyes. Yes, most should know “those eyes”. The I’m examining your every thought and facial expression type of eyes. Jesse was now getting very annoyed with his wife as finished zipping up his gear bag and stood up.
Jesse Styles: Ok Scarlet you wanna tell me what your damned issue is this morning? I know you and I can tell something in that brain of yours is working overtime. I do have you know a match against Big Barry to prepare for so could we get on with this maybe?
Scarlet: Ah HA! Yes, Big Barry the man who says he was your cellmate in jail and how he and you had sex together.
Jesse Styles: Uh… He claims I was his cellmate, yes… But, I have never been in prison you and I both fucking know this Scarlet.
Scarlet: I don’t know that Jesse…. There have been times where you have been on the road for weeks at a time and I believe it’s possible you could have been in jail and also cheated on me!
She said the word cheated and this caught Jesse’s attention very fast. His eyes locked onto her eyes as she stood there still glaring at him and he glared right back at her with one of those really? Type of looks across his face. Needless to say Scarlet can be a bit unhinged at times and insecure even but it was something Jesse had learned to just deal with the best he could over their many years of marriage. However this time it was really hitting different for him at this exact point and time. After all, he didn't need this shit right now from her. No, he had a match coming up against a guy who is a big fat liar and also well a big fat guy. His name was Big Barry… Yes, you heard it right Big Barry… He claims to have shared a prison cell with Jesse and LA Kief for a brief time. He also claims to have made Jesse his prison bitch….
Jesse Styles: Have you gone fucking insane Scarlet? Seriously do I need to have you placed in a god damned padded room for a time?
Scarlet: Excuse me? I am not crazy and don’t you take that tone with me! I am just saying that it’s possible that Big Barry is telling the truth! I mean you come home with those damned scratches on your legs and back sometimes and you never have a good explanation Jesse.
Jesse Styles: The scratches? Really we are going to bring those up for the ten thousandth time in our marriage? I HAVE TOLD YOU I DON’T KNOW HOW I GET THEM! GOD DAMN IT SCARLET! STUPID BITCH FUCK! I HAVE NOT CHEATED ON YOU AND ESPECIALLY NOT WITH ANOTHER MAN I AM NOT FUCKING INTO MEN!
Scarlet: Jesse… Why do you have to get all upset? We are just having a conversation here is all.
Jesse Styles: A conversation? A conversation that literally is about me cheating on you with another man! A man named Big Barry who I have never fucking met in my life! Do you not understand how crazy you sound when you throw your damned accusations at me like that? I mean fucking seriously he’s just some chump trying to make a name for himself off of my name with GOD DAMNED LIES!
Jesse reached over to a lamp on one of the table stands, picked it up and tossed it into the wall which caused it to smash into lots of pieces. He was frustrated obviously, he felt untrusted by his wife which sadly was not something new at all…. He had this big LA KIEF MEMORIAL show coming up and somehow had agreed to take on the lying con artist known as Big Barry. But, now he was at home dealing with his wife's trust issues and insecurities.
Scarlet: Oh that’s real nice Jesse yeah show me how tough you are by breaking a lamp!
Jesse Styles: I can’t with you right now Scarlet I just fucking can’t.
Scarlet: Don’t you even think about walking away from me Jesse Styles! We are not done talking about this and you always just get mad and storm off anytime I get these thoughts in my head! And, you know what it makes you look guilty!
Jesse Styles: Guilty? Does it really make me look guilty? Are you fucking kidding me? I always walk away because you piss me the hell off and I need to breathe and think! Every god damn time you have ever accused me of cheating without a single bit of fucking evidence except oh Jesse you have mysterious scratches…. It’s called sensitive skin! It doesn’t mean I’m off screwing girls or men you idiot!
Scarlet: OH and here we go with the name calling typical of you Jesse so very typical.
Jesse Styles: Well you are being an idiot and when you are being one I am going to tell you that. I mean for fucks sakes Scarlet you have accused me of some bullshit over the years but now you are accusing me of sleeping with a DUDE NAMED BIG BARRY!
Jesse had now begun pacing around the living room while Scarlet was now sitting down on a chair just shaking her head and even a few tears running down her face. She legitimately believes Jesse capable of cheating on her she has for many years at times. But, she’s never had a shred of evidence because he never has! He’s tried over the years to be understanding. He understands her mother mentally abused her growing up and she doesn’t believe she deserves a good man. But, this current incident had Jesse fed up. She had gone too far for the last time.
Scarlet: It’s not an accusation per say it’s more of a question and trying to communicate with you on what’s going through my head Jesse. I am just trying to understand why this man Big Barry would say such things and why you get scratches like you have for a very long time.
Jesse Styles: Big Barry is again trying to get famous by making me look bad. He has openly said I was his prison bitch to piss me off! He knows it’s not true the fucker just wants to get some fame off of me and you know what like a dumbass I am giving him his first ever match against me…
Scarlet: Well I don’t get it. I mean this Big Barry makes you so mad then it makes me think there is truth in the things he says.
Jesse Styles: So let me just try to understand this right quick… You believe I had sex with another man…. In prison because I gave Big Barry a match and because I am pissed off about the things he has said. Does that sum it all up there Scarlet?
Scarlet: For the most part yes Jesse it does….
Jesse quickly reached into his pocket pulling out his pack of smokes and a lighter. He then pulled a cigarette out from the pack, placing it in his mouth and lighting it. The pack and lighter then went back into his pocket as he took a big drag off of said cigarette and exhaled a cloud of smoke into the air. He was not in a good head space thanks to his wife now… His focus was off and now Big Barry could possibly have a chance against him.
Jesse Styles: Scarlet we have done marriage counseling for two years…. The counselor has even said if I was going to cheat on you then you would have known it by now. Also not to mention if I was going to fucking cheat on you… I just want to repeat this for like the ten thousandth time that I WOULD NOT ALLOW ANY WOMAN TO SCRATCH UP MY BACK AND LEGS! OH AND ESPECIALLY NOT ANOTHER MAN YOU DUMB BITCH BECAUSE I AM NOT UH YOU KNOW A HOMOSEXUAL!
Scarlet: Why do you get so mad and call me names Jesse? Why do you like hurting me with name calling? Seriously, it's not helpful at all.
Some situations in this world are unbelievable and you are currently witnessing one of those situations that is yes unbelievable. Now Jesse knew the way he reacted to her accusations was not the best way to handle it…. But, fuck he is not a cheater and he is for sure not a homosexual not that there is anything wrong with that but it’s just not who he is. Scarlet literally lights the fires that causes Jesse to go into this angry place and if no fires were lit then there would be no Jesse angry place like the present situation.
Jesse Styles: I am so fucking tired of this Scarlet. Fourteen years we have been married and for good portions of those you have not trusted me all because of the dumbest damned things.
Scarlet: You still haven’t answered my question Jesse….
Jesse Styles: About what? You mean the question of if I had fucking sex with Big Barry? I have to dignify that with a god damned response? Are you kidding me? And, I am pretty sure I made it quite clear earlier in this damned conversation that I have never cheated on you, especially not with a man named Big Barry!
Scarlet: So you said especially so does that mean you have cheated on me with someone else then?
Jesse Styles: Holy shit…. I just don’t know what to do anymore! I haven’t known in years honestly regarding your fucking insecurities and your distrust! I mean for fuck sakes Scarlet I have went as far as SWEARING ON MY FATHER'S GRAVE THAT I HAVE NEVER CHEATED ON YOU AND THAT DIDN’T WORK! I have done two years worth of marriage counseling and none of that has worked! Like I just seriously can’t with you anymore…..
Scarlet: So what now you don’t love me?
Jesse Styles: LOVE HAS NEVER HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT! Of course I love you but I refuse to continue to be in a marriage where my wife doesn't trust me! I mean you fucking literally just accused me of having been in jail and having sex with a man named Big Barry for fucks sakes! That just goes beyond all other accusations that you have ever thrown at me.
Scarlet: It wasn’t an accusation it was a question Jesse…
Jesse Styles: Oh sugar code it however the fuck you want to sugar code it but you know what….
Jesse stopped himself mid sentence trying to calm himself and not say what he has wanted to say for many years. The fact is Scarlet and he had kids together and Jesse has always wanted to remain in the marriage for them not to mention he did love her deeply despite her huge flaws. But, this latest accusation regarding prison and Big Barry had pushed Jesse to the very brink.
Scarlet: What Jesse? What?
Jesse Styles: I AM MOVING OUT! I WANT A SEPARATION! I can’t fucking do this anymore!
Scarlet: Oh so you are just going to leave huh? This only proves you are guilty! And, remember I am not the one telling you to leave you Jesse Styles are choosing to leave!
Jesse Styles: Fuck this and fuck you. Choosing to leave my ass… You have been literally pushing me out the door for fucking years upon years!
Scarlet: Just go if you wanna go…..
With that Jesse grabbed his gear bag and stormed out of the nearby door. He was pissed beyond pissed if there was such a thing. He knew his marriage had lots of trouble but this latest thing from Scarlet was literally the last thing he could take with her. He got into his Dodge Ram Truck which was outside his huge garage. Jesse then started the engine and took off into the streets, still extremely angry. He then put his cell phone in a holder on the dashboard and told Siri to call Andy. Siri responded with the words calling Andy and he then picked up on the other end.
Andy: Oh hey boss what’s up?
Jesse Styles: Oh you know a couple of things… You might want to write all of this down.
Andy: Uh yeah okay one second let me grab a notepad off my desk and a pen. You okay there buddy?
Jesse Styles: No Andy I am not.
Andy: OH well uh yeah just a moment.
Andy was Jesse’s friend, an assistant producer in New Edge and an executive assistant to Jesse Styles himself. He had a few titles needless to say but he was someone who Jesse had known for over seventeen years. Someone Jesse could trust and despite Andy being a bit weird and wacky he was honestly one of Jesse’s close friends.
Andy: Okay Boss I got the pad and pen.
Jesse Styles: First thing…. I want you to write that I Jesse Styles Owner of New Edge Wrestling request the immediate firing of one Scarlet Styles from her job as P.R Director of NEW. Andy did you get all of that? And, if you did hand it off to our lawyers department.
Andy: Oh my… What did she do now?
Jesse Styles: I don’t wanna talk about it right this moment
Andy: Okay well I can do that boss.
Jesse Styles: Now onto the next paper I want you to find me five local wrestlers and have them sign sparring contracts. Also have them sign waivers so they can’t sue me or the NEW in the event that I hurt them!
Andy: Oh…. She uh really crossed another line again I take it?
Jesse Styles: She sure as fuck did now make sure you get that done as well.
Andy: Can do boss!
Jesse Styles: And, last but not least I want them at the NEW gym around our NEW ring within the next few hours because I need to prepare to beat the living shit out of Big Barry that son of a bitch!
Andy: Oh you mean that guy who is making those false accusations against you just to be a part of the Kief memorial card?
Jesse Styles: YES ANDY THAT FUCKING GUY!
Andy: Alrighty um I will see to uh all of this boss.
Jesse Styles: Good I will see them and you tonight.
Andy: Alrighty um what are you doing now?
Jesse Styles: I’m going to a fucking bar.
Andy: Oh…. Uh sure just text NEW services to make sure you get picked up after.
Jesse Styles: Yeah and so one of them can drive my truck to a fucking hotel too.
Andy: Oh wow it’s really that bad?
Jesse Styles: Yes it’s finally that bad and fucking Big Barry is part of the blame so yeah come Night Of The Ninja he will be lucky to be breathing when I am done with him inside that ring. Kief wouldn’t have loved the idea of seeing me win over anyone but that’s just tough shit because I just can’t play nice especially not for a fucking lying piece of shit like Big Barry!
Andy: I understand boss… Maybe you should just drive to the NEW HQ and cool off…..
Andy heard nothing but silence. He looked at his cell phone and saw that the call had ended. He then paced around practically in a circle in his office while grabbing each sheet of paper he had written on.
Andy: Oh dear this is just not good….No not good at all.
Jesse Styles: Huh? Woman, what are you talking about? I’m just sitting here packing my gear bag and getting ready to head to the NEW gym where I guess Andy has some ideas for getting me trained up.
Scarlet: Mmm… Is that what they call it now?
Jesse Styles: Why the fuck are you glaring at me like that?
Scarlet: Because, I know what you did Jesse Styles….
She knew what Jesse did??? Are you confused? Well Jesse certainly is as he presently is sitting on one of his black leather sofas putting some clothes in a gear bag. Meanwhile his wife Scarlet stood there with her arms crossed and giving him those eyes. Yes, most should know “those eyes”. The I’m examining your every thought and facial expression type of eyes. Jesse was now getting very annoyed with his wife as finished zipping up his gear bag and stood up.
Jesse Styles: Ok Scarlet you wanna tell me what your damned issue is this morning? I know you and I can tell something in that brain of yours is working overtime. I do have you know a match against Big Barry to prepare for so could we get on with this maybe?
Scarlet: Ah HA! Yes, Big Barry the man who says he was your cellmate in jail and how he and you had sex together.
Jesse Styles: Uh… He claims I was his cellmate, yes… But, I have never been in prison you and I both fucking know this Scarlet.
Scarlet: I don’t know that Jesse…. There have been times where you have been on the road for weeks at a time and I believe it’s possible you could have been in jail and also cheated on me!
She said the word cheated and this caught Jesse’s attention very fast. His eyes locked onto her eyes as she stood there still glaring at him and he glared right back at her with one of those really? Type of looks across his face. Needless to say Scarlet can be a bit unhinged at times and insecure even but it was something Jesse had learned to just deal with the best he could over their many years of marriage. However this time it was really hitting different for him at this exact point and time. After all, he didn't need this shit right now from her. No, he had a match coming up against a guy who is a big fat liar and also well a big fat guy. His name was Big Barry… Yes, you heard it right Big Barry… He claims to have shared a prison cell with Jesse and LA Kief for a brief time. He also claims to have made Jesse his prison bitch….
Jesse Styles: Have you gone fucking insane Scarlet? Seriously do I need to have you placed in a god damned padded room for a time?
Scarlet: Excuse me? I am not crazy and don’t you take that tone with me! I am just saying that it’s possible that Big Barry is telling the truth! I mean you come home with those damned scratches on your legs and back sometimes and you never have a good explanation Jesse.
Jesse Styles: The scratches? Really we are going to bring those up for the ten thousandth time in our marriage? I HAVE TOLD YOU I DON’T KNOW HOW I GET THEM! GOD DAMN IT SCARLET! STUPID BITCH FUCK! I HAVE NOT CHEATED ON YOU AND ESPECIALLY NOT WITH ANOTHER MAN I AM NOT FUCKING INTO MEN!
Scarlet: Jesse… Why do you have to get all upset? We are just having a conversation here is all.
Jesse Styles: A conversation? A conversation that literally is about me cheating on you with another man! A man named Big Barry who I have never fucking met in my life! Do you not understand how crazy you sound when you throw your damned accusations at me like that? I mean fucking seriously he’s just some chump trying to make a name for himself off of my name with GOD DAMNED LIES!
Jesse reached over to a lamp on one of the table stands, picked it up and tossed it into the wall which caused it to smash into lots of pieces. He was frustrated obviously, he felt untrusted by his wife which sadly was not something new at all…. He had this big LA KIEF MEMORIAL show coming up and somehow had agreed to take on the lying con artist known as Big Barry. But, now he was at home dealing with his wife's trust issues and insecurities.
Scarlet: Oh that’s real nice Jesse yeah show me how tough you are by breaking a lamp!
Jesse Styles: I can’t with you right now Scarlet I just fucking can’t.
Scarlet: Don’t you even think about walking away from me Jesse Styles! We are not done talking about this and you always just get mad and storm off anytime I get these thoughts in my head! And, you know what it makes you look guilty!
Jesse Styles: Guilty? Does it really make me look guilty? Are you fucking kidding me? I always walk away because you piss me the hell off and I need to breathe and think! Every god damn time you have ever accused me of cheating without a single bit of fucking evidence except oh Jesse you have mysterious scratches…. It’s called sensitive skin! It doesn’t mean I’m off screwing girls or men you idiot!
Scarlet: OH and here we go with the name calling typical of you Jesse so very typical.
Jesse Styles: Well you are being an idiot and when you are being one I am going to tell you that. I mean for fucks sakes Scarlet you have accused me of some bullshit over the years but now you are accusing me of sleeping with a DUDE NAMED BIG BARRY!
Jesse had now begun pacing around the living room while Scarlet was now sitting down on a chair just shaking her head and even a few tears running down her face. She legitimately believes Jesse capable of cheating on her she has for many years at times. But, she’s never had a shred of evidence because he never has! He’s tried over the years to be understanding. He understands her mother mentally abused her growing up and she doesn’t believe she deserves a good man. But, this current incident had Jesse fed up. She had gone too far for the last time.
Scarlet: It’s not an accusation per say it’s more of a question and trying to communicate with you on what’s going through my head Jesse. I am just trying to understand why this man Big Barry would say such things and why you get scratches like you have for a very long time.
Jesse Styles: Big Barry is again trying to get famous by making me look bad. He has openly said I was his prison bitch to piss me off! He knows it’s not true the fucker just wants to get some fame off of me and you know what like a dumbass I am giving him his first ever match against me…
Scarlet: Well I don’t get it. I mean this Big Barry makes you so mad then it makes me think there is truth in the things he says.
Jesse Styles: So let me just try to understand this right quick… You believe I had sex with another man…. In prison because I gave Big Barry a match and because I am pissed off about the things he has said. Does that sum it all up there Scarlet?
Scarlet: For the most part yes Jesse it does….
Jesse quickly reached into his pocket pulling out his pack of smokes and a lighter. He then pulled a cigarette out from the pack, placing it in his mouth and lighting it. The pack and lighter then went back into his pocket as he took a big drag off of said cigarette and exhaled a cloud of smoke into the air. He was not in a good head space thanks to his wife now… His focus was off and now Big Barry could possibly have a chance against him.
Jesse Styles: Scarlet we have done marriage counseling for two years…. The counselor has even said if I was going to cheat on you then you would have known it by now. Also not to mention if I was going to fucking cheat on you… I just want to repeat this for like the ten thousandth time that I WOULD NOT ALLOW ANY WOMAN TO SCRATCH UP MY BACK AND LEGS! OH AND ESPECIALLY NOT ANOTHER MAN YOU DUMB BITCH BECAUSE I AM NOT UH YOU KNOW A HOMOSEXUAL!
Scarlet: Why do you get so mad and call me names Jesse? Why do you like hurting me with name calling? Seriously, it's not helpful at all.
Some situations in this world are unbelievable and you are currently witnessing one of those situations that is yes unbelievable. Now Jesse knew the way he reacted to her accusations was not the best way to handle it…. But, fuck he is not a cheater and he is for sure not a homosexual not that there is anything wrong with that but it’s just not who he is. Scarlet literally lights the fires that causes Jesse to go into this angry place and if no fires were lit then there would be no Jesse angry place like the present situation.
Jesse Styles: I am so fucking tired of this Scarlet. Fourteen years we have been married and for good portions of those you have not trusted me all because of the dumbest damned things.
Scarlet: You still haven’t answered my question Jesse….
Jesse Styles: About what? You mean the question of if I had fucking sex with Big Barry? I have to dignify that with a god damned response? Are you kidding me? And, I am pretty sure I made it quite clear earlier in this damned conversation that I have never cheated on you, especially not with a man named Big Barry!
Scarlet: So you said especially so does that mean you have cheated on me with someone else then?
Jesse Styles: Holy shit…. I just don’t know what to do anymore! I haven’t known in years honestly regarding your fucking insecurities and your distrust! I mean for fuck sakes Scarlet I have went as far as SWEARING ON MY FATHER'S GRAVE THAT I HAVE NEVER CHEATED ON YOU AND THAT DIDN’T WORK! I have done two years worth of marriage counseling and none of that has worked! Like I just seriously can’t with you anymore…..
Scarlet: So what now you don’t love me?
Jesse Styles: LOVE HAS NEVER HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT! Of course I love you but I refuse to continue to be in a marriage where my wife doesn't trust me! I mean you fucking literally just accused me of having been in jail and having sex with a man named Big Barry for fucks sakes! That just goes beyond all other accusations that you have ever thrown at me.
Scarlet: It wasn’t an accusation it was a question Jesse…
Jesse Styles: Oh sugar code it however the fuck you want to sugar code it but you know what….
Jesse stopped himself mid sentence trying to calm himself and not say what he has wanted to say for many years. The fact is Scarlet and he had kids together and Jesse has always wanted to remain in the marriage for them not to mention he did love her deeply despite her huge flaws. But, this latest accusation regarding prison and Big Barry had pushed Jesse to the very brink.
Scarlet: What Jesse? What?
Jesse Styles: I AM MOVING OUT! I WANT A SEPARATION! I can’t fucking do this anymore!
Scarlet: Oh so you are just going to leave huh? This only proves you are guilty! And, remember I am not the one telling you to leave you Jesse Styles are choosing to leave!
Jesse Styles: Fuck this and fuck you. Choosing to leave my ass… You have been literally pushing me out the door for fucking years upon years!
Scarlet: Just go if you wanna go…..
With that Jesse grabbed his gear bag and stormed out of the nearby door. He was pissed beyond pissed if there was such a thing. He knew his marriage had lots of trouble but this latest thing from Scarlet was literally the last thing he could take with her. He got into his Dodge Ram Truck which was outside his huge garage. Jesse then started the engine and took off into the streets, still extremely angry. He then put his cell phone in a holder on the dashboard and told Siri to call Andy. Siri responded with the words calling Andy and he then picked up on the other end.
Andy: Oh hey boss what’s up?
Jesse Styles: Oh you know a couple of things… You might want to write all of this down.
Andy: Uh yeah okay one second let me grab a notepad off my desk and a pen. You okay there buddy?
Jesse Styles: No Andy I am not.
Andy: OH well uh yeah just a moment.
Andy was Jesse’s friend, an assistant producer in New Edge and an executive assistant to Jesse Styles himself. He had a few titles needless to say but he was someone who Jesse had known for over seventeen years. Someone Jesse could trust and despite Andy being a bit weird and wacky he was honestly one of Jesse’s close friends.
Andy: Okay Boss I got the pad and pen.
Jesse Styles: First thing…. I want you to write that I Jesse Styles Owner of New Edge Wrestling request the immediate firing of one Scarlet Styles from her job as P.R Director of NEW. Andy did you get all of that? And, if you did hand it off to our lawyers department.
Andy: Oh my… What did she do now?
Jesse Styles: I don’t wanna talk about it right this moment
Andy: Okay well I can do that boss.
Jesse Styles: Now onto the next paper I want you to find me five local wrestlers and have them sign sparring contracts. Also have them sign waivers so they can’t sue me or the NEW in the event that I hurt them!
Andy: Oh…. She uh really crossed another line again I take it?
Jesse Styles: She sure as fuck did now make sure you get that done as well.
Andy: Can do boss!
Jesse Styles: And, last but not least I want them at the NEW gym around our NEW ring within the next few hours because I need to prepare to beat the living shit out of Big Barry that son of a bitch!
Andy: Oh you mean that guy who is making those false accusations against you just to be a part of the Kief memorial card?
Jesse Styles: YES ANDY THAT FUCKING GUY!
Andy: Alrighty um I will see to uh all of this boss.
Jesse Styles: Good I will see them and you tonight.
Andy: Alrighty um what are you doing now?
Jesse Styles: I’m going to a fucking bar.
Andy: Oh…. Uh sure just text NEW services to make sure you get picked up after.
Jesse Styles: Yeah and so one of them can drive my truck to a fucking hotel too.
Andy: Oh wow it’s really that bad?
Jesse Styles: Yes it’s finally that bad and fucking Big Barry is part of the blame so yeah come Night Of The Ninja he will be lucky to be breathing when I am done with him inside that ring. Kief wouldn’t have loved the idea of seeing me win over anyone but that’s just tough shit because I just can’t play nice especially not for a fucking lying piece of shit like Big Barry!
Andy: I understand boss… Maybe you should just drive to the NEW HQ and cool off…..
Andy heard nothing but silence. He looked at his cell phone and saw that the call had ended. He then paced around practically in a circle in his office while grabbing each sheet of paper he had written on.
Andy: Oh dear this is just not good….No not good at all.
