Post by Jesse Styles on Feb 5, 2024 21:48:16 GMT -6
Jesse Styles: Where in the fuck am I? WHY AM I LAYING IN THE BACK OF A FUCKING POLICE CAR!
Jesse heard nothing as he rubbed his eyes and opened the back door of the police car looking around.
Jesse Styles: What in the fuck is going on? I don’t remember anything from last night….
Suddenly the Cop car trunk opens up causing Jesse to turn around in surprise and we see his friend and executive assistant Andy climbing out of the trunk of the cop car.
Andy: JESSE! LAST NIGHT WAS AWESOME I ALMOST GOT LAID!
Jesse Styles: Oh my god Andy don’t scream my fucking head is killing me….
Andy: Oh sorry boss… Seriously though last night those porn stars Johnny hooked us up with I got to third base man!
Jesse Styles: Porn stars?
Andy: Yeah don’t you remember? They were SMOKING!
Jesse looked around realizing the police car was in the woods he could see a highway barely to his right and hear a few cars driving by. He then decided he needed to sit down so he sat back down inside the back of the police car.
Jesse Styles: Fuck me why can’t I rememeber anything? And, why are we fucking in the woods with a police car? And, where is the god damned person who was driving said police car if I was in the back and you were in the trunk?
Andy looked at his friend and boss and just kind of laughed a little to himself which caused Jesse to look at Andy with one of those death stares. Andy noticed this and decided to take a few steps back away from Jesse as he was standing fairly close to him outside the police car.
Andy: That’s well Johnny’s fault….
Jesse Styles: OF FUCKING COURSE IT IS IT’S ALWAYS JOHNNYS FAULT!
Andy: And, now who’s raising their voice and hurting their own head hmm?
Jesse sighed placing his hands over his face realizing some fucked up shit had gone down and his cousin was as normal to blame for this. He wondered where his cousin was and he also knew that in less than 24 hours he had to team with said cousin to face Valora and Roger Wright.
Jesse Styles: So uh…. Do I even wanna know what Johnny did?
Andy: Oh Johnny is awesome… Well he was for me I mean he didn’t have to put a roofie in my drink to get me to have a good time like he did you…….
Jesse Styles: Excuse me what??
Andy: Yeah there was that part….
Jesse got out of the police car and punched the back door with his right fist imagining that it was Roger Wright's face and also his cousins as well.
Jesse Styles: That mother fucker put a roofie in my drink really? Like I can party I don’t need to be god damned DRUGGED! That’s something Roger Wright would do to me to win a match or some shit against me fucking christ.
Andy: Well I mean Valora might as well you can’t put anything past her.
Jesse Styles: Yeah she is capable of being devious that you are not wrong about.
Andy: So uh boss about these porn stars….
Jesse held his hand up to stop Andy from continuing talking…. He heard a beeping sound and finally realized his cell phone was in the back seat of the police car. He then reached into said police car and grabbed his phone.
Jesse Styles: Lets see what this fucking text has to say it’s from my lovely cousin it looks like.
Andy: OH tell him I said hi and he’s the man!
Jesse Styles: Andy… Shut up… I have a match in less than 24 hours against Valora and Roger Wright in the main event of IGNITE from New Orleans yet I’m out here in the middle of these woods feeling like I have been run over by a god damned truck!
Andy: Yeah boss roofies mess you up like that.
Jesse nodded his head in agreement as he then read the text message that said….
yO CouSin it’s pHuCKING jOHnnY! I’m on my way with a tow truck to get you two MoTHer PhUckeRs! Hope you enjoyed your night last night you pHuckiN WiLD mAN! But, seriously we got a phUCKin tag match tonight so get your sHit together!
Jesse’s face got red you could tell he was very angry and Andy could tell as well as he walked to the other side of the police car.
Jesse Styles: He just told me to get my shit together because we got a tag match tonight… Like are you kidding me? The fucking guy who put a roofie in my god damned drink so I could quote on quote party better as you have said Andy has said I NEED TO GET MY SHIT TOGETHER!
Andy: I mean yeah that was his reasoning for giving you the roofie and oh because he felt your brain was to fucked up over Scarlet so you wouldn’t have a good time without it.
Jesse Styles: Wow… Almost a logical reason IF IT WASN’T FOR YOU KNOW THE WHOLE HE ROOFIED ME!
Andy: Oh yeah totally he was in the wrong there boss I uh one hundred and ten percent agree with you.
Jesse Styles: So seriously who drove the car out here?
Andy: Well the cop turned out to be a Roger Wright fan…. We thought he was a fan of you know the business and we were gonna party with him for a nightcap after hanging out with those porn stars….
Jesse Styles: So a Roger Wright fan that was a police officer offered to take us out for a night cap yet we did not realize it was a Roger Wright fan?
Andy: Correct.
Jesse face palmed as he suddenly heard the backing up of a truck then saw the one and only JOHNNY STYLEZ badly backing a tow truck up and literally smashing into the rear of the police car which caused Andy to jump to the ground. Johnny then got out of the tow truck with that evil smile across his face as he and his cousin Jesse locked eyes.
Johnny Stylez: Did you have a fun night yah pHuck?
**THUD**
Jesse took his right fist and smashed it across the side of Johnny’s face, laying his cousin out!!!
Andy: Oh my god the violence!
Jesse Styles: JOHNNY THIS IS ALL YOUR FUCKING FAULT! NOW GET OFF YOUR ASS! FUCK THAT POLICE CAR WE WILL TAKE THIS F’N TOW TRUCK AND GET OUR ASSES TO THE ARENA.
Andy: Oh maybe the porn stars from last night will be backstage too I gave them passes!
Johnny began to get to his feet shaking his head and Jesse then decided to RIGHT HAND HIM again, dropping Johnny back to the ground. Andy now quickly stood between the downed Johnny and the standing Jesse.
Andy: Jesse stop the violence he’s family!
Johnny Stylez: yEA aSShole!
Jesse Styles: Fine… But, all of this is still your fucking fault now let’s go we got two asses to kick named Roger Wright and Valora!
Andy: YES! COMMON GROUND!
Johnny Stylez: I’m going to get you back later yah pHuCK!
Jesse Styles: Mmm hmm good luck you ass hat!
They all got into the tow truck and drove off onto the highway leaving the police car in the woods and well that was that for now….
Jesse heard nothing as he rubbed his eyes and opened the back door of the police car looking around.
Jesse Styles: What in the fuck is going on? I don’t remember anything from last night….
Suddenly the Cop car trunk opens up causing Jesse to turn around in surprise and we see his friend and executive assistant Andy climbing out of the trunk of the cop car.
Andy: JESSE! LAST NIGHT WAS AWESOME I ALMOST GOT LAID!
Jesse Styles: Oh my god Andy don’t scream my fucking head is killing me….
Andy: Oh sorry boss… Seriously though last night those porn stars Johnny hooked us up with I got to third base man!
Jesse Styles: Porn stars?
Andy: Yeah don’t you remember? They were SMOKING!
Jesse looked around realizing the police car was in the woods he could see a highway barely to his right and hear a few cars driving by. He then decided he needed to sit down so he sat back down inside the back of the police car.
Jesse Styles: Fuck me why can’t I rememeber anything? And, why are we fucking in the woods with a police car? And, where is the god damned person who was driving said police car if I was in the back and you were in the trunk?
Andy looked at his friend and boss and just kind of laughed a little to himself which caused Jesse to look at Andy with one of those death stares. Andy noticed this and decided to take a few steps back away from Jesse as he was standing fairly close to him outside the police car.
Andy: That’s well Johnny’s fault….
Jesse Styles: OF FUCKING COURSE IT IS IT’S ALWAYS JOHNNYS FAULT!
Andy: And, now who’s raising their voice and hurting their own head hmm?
Jesse sighed placing his hands over his face realizing some fucked up shit had gone down and his cousin was as normal to blame for this. He wondered where his cousin was and he also knew that in less than 24 hours he had to team with said cousin to face Valora and Roger Wright.
Jesse Styles: So uh…. Do I even wanna know what Johnny did?
Andy: Oh Johnny is awesome… Well he was for me I mean he didn’t have to put a roofie in my drink to get me to have a good time like he did you…….
Jesse Styles: Excuse me what??
Andy: Yeah there was that part….
Jesse got out of the police car and punched the back door with his right fist imagining that it was Roger Wright's face and also his cousins as well.
Jesse Styles: That mother fucker put a roofie in my drink really? Like I can party I don’t need to be god damned DRUGGED! That’s something Roger Wright would do to me to win a match or some shit against me fucking christ.
Andy: Well I mean Valora might as well you can’t put anything past her.
Jesse Styles: Yeah she is capable of being devious that you are not wrong about.
Andy: So uh boss about these porn stars….
Jesse held his hand up to stop Andy from continuing talking…. He heard a beeping sound and finally realized his cell phone was in the back seat of the police car. He then reached into said police car and grabbed his phone.
Jesse Styles: Lets see what this fucking text has to say it’s from my lovely cousin it looks like.
Andy: OH tell him I said hi and he’s the man!
Jesse Styles: Andy… Shut up… I have a match in less than 24 hours against Valora and Roger Wright in the main event of IGNITE from New Orleans yet I’m out here in the middle of these woods feeling like I have been run over by a god damned truck!
Andy: Yeah boss roofies mess you up like that.
Jesse nodded his head in agreement as he then read the text message that said….
yO CouSin it’s pHuCKING jOHnnY! I’m on my way with a tow truck to get you two MoTHer PhUckeRs! Hope you enjoyed your night last night you pHuckiN WiLD mAN! But, seriously we got a phUCKin tag match tonight so get your sHit together!
Jesse’s face got red you could tell he was very angry and Andy could tell as well as he walked to the other side of the police car.
Jesse Styles: He just told me to get my shit together because we got a tag match tonight… Like are you kidding me? The fucking guy who put a roofie in my god damned drink so I could quote on quote party better as you have said Andy has said I NEED TO GET MY SHIT TOGETHER!
Andy: I mean yeah that was his reasoning for giving you the roofie and oh because he felt your brain was to fucked up over Scarlet so you wouldn’t have a good time without it.
Jesse Styles: Wow… Almost a logical reason IF IT WASN’T FOR YOU KNOW THE WHOLE HE ROOFIED ME!
Andy: Oh yeah totally he was in the wrong there boss I uh one hundred and ten percent agree with you.
Jesse Styles: So seriously who drove the car out here?
Andy: Well the cop turned out to be a Roger Wright fan…. We thought he was a fan of you know the business and we were gonna party with him for a nightcap after hanging out with those porn stars….
Jesse Styles: So a Roger Wright fan that was a police officer offered to take us out for a night cap yet we did not realize it was a Roger Wright fan?
Andy: Correct.
Jesse face palmed as he suddenly heard the backing up of a truck then saw the one and only JOHNNY STYLEZ badly backing a tow truck up and literally smashing into the rear of the police car which caused Andy to jump to the ground. Johnny then got out of the tow truck with that evil smile across his face as he and his cousin Jesse locked eyes.
Johnny Stylez: Did you have a fun night yah pHuck?
**THUD**
Jesse took his right fist and smashed it across the side of Johnny’s face, laying his cousin out!!!
Andy: Oh my god the violence!
Jesse Styles: JOHNNY THIS IS ALL YOUR FUCKING FAULT! NOW GET OFF YOUR ASS! FUCK THAT POLICE CAR WE WILL TAKE THIS F’N TOW TRUCK AND GET OUR ASSES TO THE ARENA.
Andy: Oh maybe the porn stars from last night will be backstage too I gave them passes!
Johnny began to get to his feet shaking his head and Jesse then decided to RIGHT HAND HIM again, dropping Johnny back to the ground. Andy now quickly stood between the downed Johnny and the standing Jesse.
Andy: Jesse stop the violence he’s family!
Johnny Stylez: yEA aSShole!
Jesse Styles: Fine… But, all of this is still your fucking fault now let’s go we got two asses to kick named Roger Wright and Valora!
Andy: YES! COMMON GROUND!
Johnny Stylez: I’m going to get you back later yah pHuCK!
Jesse Styles: Mmm hmm good luck you ass hat!
They all got into the tow truck and drove off onto the highway leaving the police car in the woods and well that was that for now….